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    Abraham Lincoln
    “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
    tags: humor
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    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, humanity, humor
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    Sadegh Hedayat
    “همه از مرگ می ترسند، من از زندگی سمج خودم”
    ― صادق هدایت, زنده به‌گور
    tags: ترس, زنده-به-گور, زندگی, سمج, صادق-هدایت, مرگ, هدایت
    48 likes

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    Carl Sagan
    “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
    ― Carl Sagan
    tags: astronomer, science, writer
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    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories
    tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
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    George Carlin
    “I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: books, bookstores, self-help
    1396 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: humor, life, sex
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    Pericles
    “Wait for that wisest of all counselores, Time.”
    ― Pericles
    tags: confession, counselors, country-foods, good, happy, joy
    45 likes

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    Victor Hugo
    “I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.”
    ― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
    tags: bad-example, grantaire, useless
    53 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: humor, reading, speed-reading, tolstoy
    443 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: existentialism, humor, uncertainty
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    Woody Allen
    “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Woody Allen
    “Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: attributed, humor, physics, religion
    439 likes

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  • #14
    Woody Allen
    “My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: humor
    408 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I can levitate birds. No one cares.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Woody Allen
    “The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Woody Allen
    “If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: god, humor
    150 likes

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    Jalal ad-Din Muhammad ar-Rumi
    “Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing
    and rightdoing there is a field.
    I'll meet you there.

    When the soul lies down in that grass
    the world is too full to talk about.”
    ― Rumi
    tags: friendship, love, peace, silence, soul, zen
    9450 likes

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  • #19
    I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
    “I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
    ― Jorge Luis Borges
    tags: books, library
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    J. Robert Oppenheimer
    “In battle, in forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
    On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
    In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
    The good deeds a man has done before defend him.”
    ― J. Robert Oppenheimer
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