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  • #1
    Abraham Lincoln
    “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
    Abraham Lincoln

  • #2
    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    George Carlin

  • #3
    Sadegh Hedayat
    “همه از مرگ می ترسند، من از زندگی سمج خودم”
    صادق هدایت, زنده به‌گور

  • #4
    Carl Sagan
    “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
    Carl Sagan

  • #5
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #6
    George Carlin
    “I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
    George Carlin

  • #7
    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    Woody Allen

  • #8
    Pericles
    “Wait for that wisest of all counselores, Time.”
    Pericles

  • #9
    Victor Hugo
    “I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.”
    Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

  • #10
    Woody Allen
    “I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
    Woody Allen

  • #11
    Woody Allen
    “I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
    Woody Allen

  • #12
    Woody Allen
    “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
    Woody Allen

  • #13
    Woody Allen
    “Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
    Woody Allen

  • #14
    Woody Allen
    “My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”
    Woody Allen

  • #15
    Woody Allen
    “I can levitate birds. No one cares.”
    Woody Allen

  • #16
    Woody Allen
    “The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.”
    Woody Allen

  • #17
    Woody Allen
    “If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”
    Woody Allen

  • #18
    Jalal ad-Din Muhammad ar-Rumi
    “Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing
    and rightdoing there is a field.
    I'll meet you there.

    When the soul lies down in that grass
    the world is too full to talk about.”
    Rumi

  • #19
    I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
    “I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
    Jorge Luis Borges

  • #20
    J. Robert Oppenheimer
    “In battle, in forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
    On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
    In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
    The good deeds a man has done before defend him.”
    J. Robert Oppenheimer



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