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    Steven Wright
    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
    Steven Wright

  • #2
    Steven Wright
    “Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
    Steven Wright

  • #3
    Steven Wright
    “If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
    Steven Wright

  • #4
    Steven Wright
    “If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
    steven wright

  • #6
    Steven Wright
    “Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.”
    Steven Wright

  • #7
    Steven Wright
    “I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
    Steven Wright

  • #8
    Steven Wright
    “If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
    Steven Wright

  • #9
    Steven Wright
    “I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
    Steven Wright

  • #10
    Steven Wright
    “Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”
    Steven Wright

  • #11
    Steven Wright
    “I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
    Steven Wright

  • #12
    Steven D. Levitt
    “Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that people would like the world to work, wheareas economics represents how it actually does work.”
    Steven D. Levitt, Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything

  • #13
    Steven Wright
    “Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
    Steven Wright

  • #14
    Steven Wright
    “Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? ”
    Steven Wright

  • #15
    Steven Wright
    “Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.”
    Steven Wright

  • #16
    Steven Wright
    “Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.”
    Steven Wright

  • #17
    Steven Wright
    “I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”
    Steven Wright

  • #18
    Steven Moffat
    “Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!”
    Steven Moffat

  • #19
    Stephen Colbert
    “Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.”
    Steven Colbert

  • #20
    Steven Brust
    “The struggle is always worthwhile, if the end be worthwhile and the means honorable; foreknowledge of defeat is not sufficient reason to withdraw from the contest.”
    Steven Brust

  • #21
    Steven Brust
    “Plan. Yes. Good idea. I should come up with a plan.”
    Steven Brust, Dzur

  • #22
    Steven D. Levitt
    “Solving a problem is hard enough; it gets that much harder if you’ve decided beforehand it can’t be done.”
    Steven D. Levitt, Think Like a Freak

  • #23
    Steven J. Daniels
    “A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.”
    Steven J. Daniels, Weeds in The Garden of Love

  • #24
    Steven Furtick
    “Enjoy the journey, because the destination is a mirage.”
    Steven Furtick

  • #25
    Wallace Stevens
    “God and the imagination are one.”
    Wallace Stevens

  • #26
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #27
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #28
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #29
    Benjamin Franklin Wade
    “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
    Benjamin Franklin Wade

  • #30
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #31
    Markus Herz
    “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
    Markus Herz



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