Quotes - Christina (West Chester, OH) Showing 1-30 of 74

#1

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright

tags: amnesia, humor, memory

4688 likes

#2

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, perspective, walking

478 likes

#3

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
― Steven Wright

tags: failure, humor, success

396 likes

#4

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
― steven wright

tags: humor

331 likes

#6

“Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.”
― Steven Wright

235 likes

#7

“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, writing

222 likes

#8

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
― Steven Wright

207 likes

#9

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor-reading-poem

186 likes

#10

“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”
― Steven Wright

tags: absurd, humor

183 likes

#11

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, tarot

179 likes

#12

“Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that people would like the world to work, wheareas economics represents how it actually does work.”
― Steven D. Levitt, Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything

262 likes

#13

“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
― Steven Wright

145 likes

#14

“Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? ”
― Steven Wright

136 likes

#15

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.”
― Steven Wright

135 likes

#16

“Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.”
― Steven Wright

128 likes

#17

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”
― Steven Wright

80 likes

#18

“Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!”
― Steven Moffat

tags: doctor-who

73 likes

#19

“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.”
― Steven Colbert

45 likes

#20

“The struggle is always worthwhile, if the end be worthwhile and the means honorable; foreknowledge of defeat is not sufficient reason to withdraw from the contest.”
― Steven Brust

21 likes

#21

“Plan. Yes. Good idea. I should come up with a plan.”
― Steven Brust, Dzur

tags: humor, plan, vlad-taltos

18 likes

#22

“Solving a problem is hard enough; it gets that much harder if you’ve decided beforehand it can’t be done.”
― Steven D. Levitt, Think Like a Freak

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#23