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  • #1
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #2
    “They can't scare me, if I scare them first.”
    Lady Gaga

  • #3
    Christopher Paolini
    “Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.”
    Christopher Paolini, Eragon, Eldest & Brisingr

  • #4
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien

  • #4
    J.K. Rowling
    “Give her hell from us, Peeves.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #6
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #7
    Christopher Paolini
    “Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”
    Christopher Paolini, Eldest

  • #8
    J.K. Rowling
    “Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot,
    And treat them just the same.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #9
    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #10
    Joey Comeau
    “Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.”
    Joey Comeau , Overqualified

  • #11
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “Ring a ding dillo del! derry, del, my hearties! If you come soon you'll find breakfast on the table. If you come late you'll get grass and rain-water!”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #12
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #13
    Christopher Paolini
    “A good compromise leaves everyone angry.”
    Christopher Paolini, Eldest

  • #14
    Oscar Wilde
    “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”
    Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

  • #15
    Groucho Marx
    “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #16
    Christopher Paolini
    “Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.”
    Christopher Paolini

  • #17
    J.K. Rowling
    “I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not there.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #18
    Christopher Paolini
    “I always say, better ask forgiveness than permission.”
    Christopher Paolini

  • #19
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #20
    Groucho Marx
    “Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #21
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

  • #22
    Steve Jobs
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Steve Jobs

  • #23
    J.K. Rowling
    “Wotcher, Harry!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    tags: tonks

  • #24
    Christopher Paolini
    “One part brave, three parts fool!”
    Christopher Paolini

  • #25
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #26
    Christopher Paolini
    “The greatest enemy is one that has nothing to lose.”
    Christopher Paolini, Eragon

  • #27
    J.K. Rowling
    “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #28
    Christopher Paolini
    “Mmm....she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me.”
    Christopher Paolini, Eragon

  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #30
    Christopher Paolini
    “Life is in Fate's hands now. You made your choice to stay... it's too late to change that, so stop agonizing over it.... You're making my scales itch.

    Saphira, from "Eragon”
    Christopher Paolini, Eragon



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