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  • #1
    “Don't trust the fire, for it will burn you.
    Don't trust the ice, for it will freeze you.
    Don't trust the water, for it will drown you.
    Don't trust the air, for it will choke you.
    Don't trust the Earth, for it will bury you.
    Don't trust the trees, for they will rip you,
    Rend you, tear you, kill you dead.”
    Sara Beth Durst

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “He faced us. “You hear that, guys? A batch of cookies is depending on me. If you get me killed on the way to camp, I am going be ticked off.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills."
    "Hey, I'm just stating the obvious. If this is Apollo, and he dies, we're all in trouble."
    Will turned to me. "I apologize for my boyfriend."
    Nico rolled his eyes. "Could you not―"
    "Would you prefer special guy?" Will asked. "Or significant other?"
    "Significant annoyance, in your case," Nico grumbled”
    Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “Nico," I said at last, "shouldn't you be sitting at the Hades table?"

    He shrugged. "Technically, yes. But if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen. Cracks open in the floor. Zombies crawl out and start roaming around. It's a mood disorder. I can't control it. That's what I told Chiron. "

    "And is it true?" I asked.

    Nico smiled thinly. "I have a note from my doctor."

    Will raised his hand. "I'm his doctor.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “Used to be goddy Now uptown feeling shoddy Bah, haiku don’t rhyme”
    Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “You’ve got to be kid— Well, crud, what just happened there? I ran out of syl—”
    Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “They have gone missing?
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no
    No, et cetera”
    Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “Caves of blue.
    Strike the hue.
    Westward, burning.
    Pages turning.
    Indiana.
    Ripe banana.
    Happiness approaches.
    Serpents and roaches.

    There once was a god named Apollo
    Who plunged in a cave blue and hollow
    Upon a three-seater
    The bronze fire-eater
    Was forced death and madness to swallow”
    Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

  • #9
    Neil Patrick Harris
    “Ted: Barney, the 3 days rule is insane. I mean, who even came up with that?
    Barney: Jesus.
    Marshall: Barney, don't do this, not with Jesus.
    Barney: Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait-three-days thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect.
    Barney: If he'd have only waited one day, a lotta people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all "Hey, Jesus. What up?" And Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday."
    Barney: Then they'd be all, "Uh, look pretty alive to me dude." And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. And then the dude would be like "Ah, oh-kay, whatever you say "bro"."
    Robin: Wow, ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
    Barney: And you're not gonna come back on a Saturday, everybody's busy! Doin' chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' their beards. No, he waits the exact, right number of days - three.
    Ted: Ok, I promise, I'll wait 3 days. Just please stop talking.
    Barney: Plus, it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already. They're all in there - "Oh no, Jesus is dead."
    Barney: Then BAM! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched and FYI, that's when he invented the high-five.
    Barney: Three days, Ted. We wait three days to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.”
    Neil Patrick Harris

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “Otis," I said.

    "Shhh," he said. "I'm incognito. Call me...Otis."

    "I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay."

    Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “At this point, most people would have thrown themselves down on the ground and given up hope. And by most people, I mean me.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    Stop that, I told my brain.
    Also, the wedding is tomorrow, said my brain.
    Get out of my head.
    My brain refused to get out of my head. Inconsiderate brain.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “I think it's time you met Percy. - Annabeth”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “I turned to Alex. 'Hey, are you female today?'
    'Hold on... There! Now I'm female.'
    My expression must have been priceless.
    Alex burst out laughing. 'I'm kidding. Yes, I'm female today. She and her.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “You Keep Using the Word Help. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “Otis and his brother, Marvin, pulled the god’s chariot. They also provided Thor with a never-ending supply of goat meat. Each night, Thor killed and ate them for dinner. Each morning, Thor resurrected them. This is why you should go to college, kids—so when you grow up you do not have to take a job as a magical goat.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “You're sure?' I asked. 'I mean, the Lord of the Sword is great. But you could also be, I don't know, the Slammer of the Hammer'.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “Did he just call his hammer Mee-Mee? - Magnus”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “Sam again demonstrated her affection for me by not clubbing my brains out. We were having a friendship fest here at the Thinking Cup.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #21
    Rick Riordan
    “I Need to Learn Many, Many More Cusswords in Sign Language”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #22
    Rick Riordan
    “I'd been chased by Valkyries. I'd been chased by elves with firearms. I'd been chased by dwarves with a tank. Now, lucky me, I got to be chased by giants with giant bowling balls.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #23
    Rick Riordan
    “One of these days, I would love to exit a world without being pursued by an angry mob.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #24
    Rick Riordan
    “In Case of Demonic Possession, Please Follow Illuminated Signs to the Nearest Exit”
    Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Hammer of Thor

  • #25
    Rick Riordan
    “The next millisecond demonstrated how much faster I can think than react. First I thought Blitzen had spotted an actual duck. Blitzen likes ducks. Then I realized he was telling me to get down, which is hard to do when you're the last in a line of three people on horseback.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #26
    Rick Riordan
    “We need our goats!” I yelled.
    I waded through the crowd until I reached our chariot. I grabbed Otis’s face and pressed my forehead against his.
    “Testing,” I whispered. “Is this goat on? Thor, can you hear me?”
    “You have beautiful eyes,” Otis told me.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #27
    Rick Riordan
    “Otis clopped forward and sighed. "Well, if you need a volunteer to die, I suppose I can do it. I've always loved weddings-"
    Shut up, dummy!" Marvin said. "You're a goat!”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #28
    Rick Riordan
    “The manager turned up his palms. "I don't have those answers, Samirah, but Huginn and Muninn will brief you privately. Go with them to the high places of Valhalla. Let them show you thoughts and memories."
    To me, that sounded like some trippy vision quest with Darth Vader appearing in a foggy cave.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #29
    Rick Riordan
    “His brother Blerg had a red ball with Kurt Cobain's face on it. Blerg kept looking back and forth between me and the ball like he was trying to imagine me without the choppy haircut.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #30
    Rick Riordan
    “I LOVE IT when gods offer to pay for a dinner that’s already free. Almost as much as I love assault squads that show up after the assault.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor



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