“Don't trust the fire, for it will burn you.
Don't trust the ice, for it will freeze you.
Don't trust the water, for it will drown you.
Don't trust the air, for it will choke you.
Don't trust the Earth, for it will bury you.
Don't trust the trees, for they will rip you,
Rend you, tear you, kill you dead.”
―
Don't trust the ice, for it will freeze you.
Don't trust the water, for it will drown you.
Don't trust the air, for it will choke you.
Don't trust the Earth, for it will bury you.
Don't trust the trees, for they will rip you,
Rend you, tear you, kill you dead.”
―
“The next millisecond demonstrated how much faster I can think than react. First I thought Blitzen had spotted an actual duck. Blitzen likes ducks. Then I realized he was telling me to get down, which is hard to do when you're the last in a line of three people on horseback.”
― The Hammer of Thor
― The Hammer of Thor
“You Keep Using the Word Help. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means”
― The Hammer of Thor
― The Hammer of Thor
“I LOVE IT when gods offer to pay for a dinner that’s already free. Almost as much as I love assault squads that show up after the assault.”
― The Hammer of Thor
― The Hammer of Thor
“We need our goats!” I yelled.
I waded through the crowd until I reached our chariot. I grabbed Otis’s face and pressed my forehead against his.
“Testing,” I whispered. “Is this goat on? Thor, can you hear me?”
“You have beautiful eyes,” Otis told me.”
― The Hammer of Thor
I waded through the crowd until I reached our chariot. I grabbed Otis’s face and pressed my forehead against his.
“Testing,” I whispered. “Is this goat on? Thor, can you hear me?”
“You have beautiful eyes,” Otis told me.”
― The Hammer of Thor
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