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  • #1
    “Ask Americans how many senators it takes to solve a problem, and they’ll say, “We don’t know. It’s never happened.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #2
    “I would describe the atmosphere as a circus without a tent.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #3
    “Schools are for education, not indoctrination.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #4
    “It’s been almost nine years since those warnings, and I haven’t stopped talking. Why? Because only dead fish go with the flow. Because every advancement in art, science, philosophy, medicine, technology, cooking, and golf happened after someone challenged the rules and said, There’s a better way. Because my people sent me to this place to solve problems, not make new friends.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #5
    “the brain is an amazing organ—it starts working in the mother’s womb and doesn’t stop until you get elected to Congress.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #6
    “Don’t be part of the problem—be the whole problem.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #7
    “Clockwork Orange.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #8
    “My dad always told me, “Son, you’ll never know love until you have a child. It’s not like the love for a parent, or a spouse, or a sibling.” At the time, I had no frame of reference, so I didn’t get it. Preston reminds me every day of my dad’s wisdom. He was, of course, correct. I probably would have spent my career in New Orleans, practicing and teaching law—if not for one phone call.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #9
    “One day I got a call from a dentist in Denham Springs, just east of Baton Rouge, about an advertisement I had placed in the real estate section of the newspaper for my father, whose health was failing. My father owned a small office building in Zachary with two suites. He worked out of one and rented the other. “I’ve been to the office,” said the dentist, “and I’m very interested.” We agreed on the price and he told me to send him a draft of the lease. I did, but when I called him about it he had no changes. I remember thinking that this was odd, because my leases are tough, but I just figured he was anxious to move in. After he signed the lease and mailed it back to me, he called me and said, “Mr. Kennedy, there’s just one more thing. I lost my dental license because of some spurious and unfounded allegations against me, and in order for me to move into the building and pay your dad rent, I’m going to need my dental license back. Can you help?” I was dumbstruck. But that’s when I knew. Right away, I told him the deal was off. I told him I was going to tear up the lease and he should never call me again. I was embarrassed at how gullible I had been. But I didn’t know better back then. When you have no firsthand experience with graft, you don’t see it coming. I had always been an optimist. I had always tried to see the best in people. After that, I became a slightly paranoid optimist.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #10
    “The interview ended, and I didn’t think much about what I said. Looking back, I think it was actually a pretty tame way to describe my initial feelings about Washington. But soon it became clear that some of my Senate colleagues did not appreciate me talking this way about the Senate and, by extension, about them. It was nothing mean or really overt, just a few casual comments from my colleagues reminding me of the importance of tradition, custom, and decorum in the United States Senate, called by many the world’s greatest deliberative body. In other words, this is not a place where you’re supposed to say the quiet part out loud.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #11
    “Governor Edwards quipped, “The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #12
    “The job isn’t just about advancing good ideas—it’s also about killing bad ones.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #13
    “If you ever have to operate a forklift, the first thing you do after starting it is LOWER THE FORKS. I also learned another lesson: Life is hard, but it’s harder when you’re stupid. Dad worked my brothers and me assiduously to teach us the value of work and to incentivize us to go to and do well in college. But I know he worried about us, because some of the work we did could be dangerous. It was also exhausting.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

  • #14
    “Because my people sent me to this place to solve problems, not make new friends.”
    John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will



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