Mary

“One day I got a call from a dentist in Denham Springs, just east of Baton Rouge, about an advertisement I had placed in the real estate section of the newspaper for my father, whose health was failing. My father owned a small office building in Zachary with two suites. He worked out of one and rented the other. “I’ve been to the office,” said the dentist, “and I’m very interested.” We agreed on the price and he told me to send him a draft of the lease. I did, but when I called him about it he had no changes. I remember thinking that this was odd, because my leases are tough, but I just figured he was anxious to move in. After he signed the lease and mailed it back to me, he called me and said, “Mr. Kennedy, there’s just one more thing. I lost my dental license because of some spurious and unfounded allegations against me, and in order for me to move into the building and pay your dad rent, I’m going to need my dental license back. Can you help?” I was dumbstruck. But that’s when I knew. Right away, I told him the deal was off. I told him I was going to tear up the lease and he should never call me again. I was embarrassed at how gullible I had been. But I didn’t know better back then. When you have no firsthand experience with graft, you don’t see it coming. I had always been an optimist. I had always tried to see the best in people. After that, I became a slightly paranoid optimist.”
― John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

“I would describe the atmosphere as a circus without a tent.”
― John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

“Clockwork Orange.”
― John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

“Schools are for education, not indoctrination.”
― John Kennedy, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will