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#1

“Unfortunately, I had a feeling I would never get to my bed as the vacuuming would strike me dead of an aneurysm. Death by Dyson." - Reed”
― Kate Brian, Invitation Only

tags: invitation-only, kate-brian, private

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#2

“What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows.”
― J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

tags: dumbledore

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#3

“One thing you'll never hear boys--or for that matter, men--saying is, "Charlie, that's a good-looking shirt. Kind of a fun thing. And those trousers make your ass look nice. Can I borrow those?”
― Tim Allen, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man

tags: tim-allen

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#4

“I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson”
― Louise Rennison, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

tags: louise-rennison

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#5

“Never be ruled by possessions, and never, ever make wealth more important to you than your self-respect and your dignity." - Lady Taylor”
― Julie Garwood

tags: love, prince-charming, romance

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#5

“Scholars don't have blood flowing in their veins," said Hamlet. "When they're wounded, they bleed logic, and when all of it is gone, their brains die, and they become ... soldiers.”
― Orson Scott Card, The Ghost Quartet

tags: hamlet, scholars, soldiers

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#6

“Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment.”
― Elizabeth Cody Kimmel, School Spirit

tags: elizabeth-cody-kimmel, school-spirit

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#8

“The police move around again, and the crowd gets just quiet enough so that we can hear the guy holding the sign calling Pagans Athiests say, "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." Mom pops up out of her seat, turns in that direction and shouts, "Professing themselves to be Christians, they commit violence.”
― Robin Reardon, The Evolution of Ethan Poe

tags: ethan-poe, robin-reardon, the-evolution-of-ethan-poe

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#9

“It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

tags: katniss, suzanne-collins, the-hunger-games

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#9

“You let their friendship continue because Maisie looks after your son while you're gallivanting around the country disguised as Sherlock Holmes" - Uncle Paton Yewbeam”
― Jenny Nimmo, Charlie Bone and the Shadow

tags: charlie-bone, shadow, the-children-of-the-red-king

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#10

“We never destroyed anything major, but there were a few small casualties. A couple of lamps were sacrificed.”
― Justin Bieber, First Step 2 Forever

tags: first-step, justin-bieber

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#12

“Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

tags: vladimir-tod

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#12

“Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell."
- Bella Swan.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

tags: twilight, twilight-saga

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#13

“But while our parting was mutually acceptable and even expedient, still it was painful. And I would like to think it hurt both of us, for I certainly felt it: a wrenching inside, like some small but improbably necessary organ was no longer in there, that it was missing, torn or fallen out. And at the time I'd thought that was the end of it; what was missing was gone forever”
― Brian Lumley, The Ghost Quartet

tags: brian-lumley, ghost-quartet

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#14

“He knew with absolutely certainty why his chest felt so heavy and his stomach ached. Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.”
― Heather Brewer, First Kill

tags: first-kill, heather-brewer, the-slayer-chronicles

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#15

“I'm like this yo-yo with a three-thousand-mile string." - Tai”
― Jennifer Baker, Cher Negotiates New York

tags: clueless, jennifer-baker

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#16

“I've heard of sweatin' to the oldies, but this was like drowning in the moldies." - Cher”
― Randi Reisfeld, Cher's Furiously Fit Workout

tags: cher-s-furiously-fit-workout, clueless, randi-reisfeld

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#18

“For Carter, it was as if the ghosts of Watergate stalked the halls of the White House. As with most ghosts, he wasn't sure they existed, where they were or how to exorcise them.”
― Bob Woodward, Shadow: Five Presidents and the Legacy of Watergate

tags: bob-woodward, shadow

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#18

“However, the beach is cluttered with 12-year-old "Howdy-Doody" refugees, making the walk to the beach both annoying and hazardous.”
― Mickey Dora, The Best of Surfer Magazine

tags: chris-mauro, mickey-dora, the-best-of-surfer-magazine

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#19

“Delivering the speech was a surreal experience. The delegates sat silent, almost frozen in place. It was like speaking to a wax museum.”
― George W. Bush, Decision Points

tags: decision-points, george-w-bush

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#20

“The ceiling in the mess was very low, not even eight feet. You can feel the weight of the West Wing above your head, and with the the weight of American memory.”
― David Frum, The Right Man: The Surprise Presidency of George W. Bush, An Inside Account

tags: david-frum, the-right-man

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#21

“Anyone who can be cool about his first visit to the Oval Office has lost so much body heat that rigor mortis is probably about to set in.”
― David Frum, The Right Man: The Surprise Presidency of George W. Bush, An Inside Account

tags: david-frum, the-right-man

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#23

“Having their muscles manipulated by the future king proved too much from some of the girls, who descended into fits of giggles.”
― Katie Nicholl, William and Harry: Behind the Palace Walls

tags: behind-the-palace-walls, katie-nicholl

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#24

“Harold stuck his chest out a bit. "I'm the Senator's representative in this district," which made me think of the relationship priests supposedly have with God.”
― John Fox, The Boys on the Rock

tags: john-fox, the-boys-on-the-rock

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#25

“Disgust rose in Samantha like vomit. She wanted to seize the over-warm cluttered room and mash it between her hands, until the royal china, and the gas fire, and the gilt-framed pictures of Miles broke into jagged pieces; then, with wizened and painted Maureen trapped and squalling inside the wreckage, she wanted to heave it, like a celestial shot-putter, away into the sunset. The crushed lounge and doomed crone inside it, soared in her imagination through the heavens, plunging into the limitless ocean, leaving Samantha alone in the endless stillness of the universe.”
― J.K. Rowling, The Casual Vacancy

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#26

“She believes that they are caught in an emotional timewarp without the necessary vision to appreciate the changes that have take place in society.”
― Andrew Morton, Diana: Her True Story in Her Own Words

tags: andrew-morton, diana, her-true-story, princess-of-wales

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#27

“Rose has a good heart, of course, especially for one that has been broken every week for the past twenty years.”
― Jonathan Rice, Keeping Up Appearances: Hyacinth Bucket's Book of Etiquette for the Socially Less Fortunate

tags: book-of-etiquette, for-the-socially-less-fortunate

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#28

“It is always correct to recommend that someone seek medical advice, in a truly caring way of course, if you feel that their condition is letting them down at the highest social levels.”
― Jonathan Rice, Keeping Up Appearances: Hyacinth Bucket's Book of Etiquette for the Socially Less Fortunate

tags: book-of-etiquette, for-the-socially-less-fotunate, hyacinth-bucket, jonathan-rice, keeping-up-appearances, roy-clark

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#29

“Everyone likes flattery,' he told the poet Matthew Arnold, 'And when you come to royalty, you should lay it on with a trowel.”
― Claudia Joseph, Kate

tags: claudia-joseph, kate, kate-middleton, pricess-in-waiting

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#30

“He was sure that he was just going to fly off the planet and into outer space at any moment.”
― Bryan W. Alaspa, The Man From Taured

tags: bryan-w-alaspa, taured, the-man-from-taured

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