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“Will I have to use a litter box?"
--Emma to Max after he just explained she'll be turning into a puma shifter
The Wallflower (Halle Pumas Book 1)”
― Dana Marie Bell

“By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?”
― Dana Marie Bell, The Ornament: Max and Emma

“Becks?”
“Yes?”
“Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house.”
“What? Hold on, I’ll be there in a few minutes.”
― Dana Marie Bell, The Ornament: Max and Emma

“Hey, it's not like we were together for a hundred years or anything." He tapped his fingernail against his teeth and sucked in a breath. "No, wait."

"If you don't knock it off I'm going to kick your ass so hard you'll fart everything you say.”
― Dana Marie Bell, Noble Blood

“Blood hell, what happened to you?" - Dante
The dark wisard and I had a mild disagreement." -Viper
What sort of disagreement?" -Dante
I thought he should be dead and he disagreed." -Viper”
― Alexandra Ivy, When Darkness Comes

“Cherie, did the table do something I did not see or were you just attempting to teach it a lesson?"

"I was imagining it was Evor."

"Strange that they do not resemble each other."

"I have a good imagination."

"Ah, in that case, I do not suppose you are imagining I'm Brad Pitt?”
― Alexandra Ivy, Embrace the Darkness

“Don't you have somewhere you need to be?" she gritted. "The kitchen? The sewers? The fires of hell?”
― Alexandra Ivy, When Darkness Comes

“I hate to interrupt such a touching scene but those hellhounds are not going to wait for you two to play kissey face. So, unless you intend to nail a chunk of roast beef to my butt and have me run around as a distraction, I would suggest we prepare for battle." Pg. 113-114”
― Alexandra Ivy, Embrace the Darkness

“The low ceiling that was water stained and boasting spiders so large she half expected Frodo and Sam to appear and fight them off.”
― Alexandra Ivy, Darkness Everlasting

“Even if there was such a thing as a half-price sale at the local Ming outlet shop, she would have to work ten lifetimes to make up such a sum. Always supposing that it wasn't one of a kind.
Panic was no longer merely rearing. It was thundering through her at full throttle.
There was only one thing to be done, she realized. The mature, responsible, adult thing to do.
Hide the evidence.”
― Alexandra Ivy, When Darkness Comes

“Do you have to skulk about like that?"
"No, I don't suppose I have to skulk about.... I simply enjoy doing so."
"Well, it's a very vulgar habit.”
― Alexandra Ivy, When Darkness Comes

“Dante to Abby: My God you are going to kill me. Again”
― Alexandra Ivy, When Darkness Comes

“Oui, oui, he snapped with an obvious lack of awe. "Ding dong the demon's dead, now can we admire
our delightful handiwork someplace where the ceiling is not about to cave in and your oh-so-handsome
vampire is not about to become a dust bunny? (Levet)”
― Alexandra Ivy, Embrace the Darkness

“Bon chance, mon ami," Dante called softly.
Levet allowed himself a small smile. A vampire who could speak French. He couldn't be all bad.”
― Alexandra Ivy, Embrace the Darkness

“Lonzo made a show of patting down his pockets "Damn, I must have left my rope and grappling hook in my other pants.”
― Alexis Morgan

“Wolves? I should have known. Of course you have wolves. Doesn’t everybody?” She snapped her fingers. “The gun, Lucian. Hand it over. I’ve decided I have to shoot you after all. It’s the only way to preserve my sanity.”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Guardian

“I killed Freddie the vamp like twenty times, but he wouldn't die.
--Natalya Shonski ”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Demon

“The trouble is not really in being alone, it's being lonely. One can be lonely in the midst of a crowd, don't you think?”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Prince

“I’m quite capable of walking,” she pointed out.
It is faster this way. Your legs are short.”
They are not!”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Guardian

“Someone needs to drag you kicking and screaming into this century.”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Prince

“-She is like the wind, open and free. If I cage the wind, would it die?
-Then don't cage it, Mikhail. Trust it to stay beside you.”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Prince

“You're the kind of man my mother warned me about.”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Prince

“We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love, he suggested in a whisper, warm breath against her neck.
You are a sick man, Jacques. Very, very sick.”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Desire

“-Mikhail?...Try making suggestions next time, or just plain asking. You go do whatever it is you're doing, and I'll go search you extensive library for a book on manners.
-You will not find it.
-Why am I not surprised?”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Prince

“The secret weapon is cucumber.'
Solange sat all the way up. 'Jasmine, cover your ears.'
MaryAnn, Juliette and Jasmine burst out laughing.
'Sheesh, Solange. Get your mind out of the gutter.'
'MY mind is just fine, thank you. It's MaryAnn's I'm concerned about.'
'You put them on your eyes,' MaryAnn said, laughing even harder.”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Possession

“The minute I'm in a little pain ... your rough, tough, scary bad boy image totally falls apart.”
― Christine Feehan, Dark Hunger

“If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.”
― Christine Feehan

“Sometimes what we want isn't what we need.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Night

“Demon?” Gwen gasped out. Her back jerked ramrod-straight, and her face leeched of
color. “Did you just say demon?”

Oh, uh…did I say that?” Strider once again glanced around the plane helplessly. “No, no.
I think I said seaman.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Whisper

“Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Kiss