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  • #1
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #2
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #3
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “And so it goes...”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #4
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #5
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “If you want to really hurt you parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts. I'm not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possible can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #6
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #7
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #8
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “All this happened, more or less.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #9
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan

  • #10
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #11
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Where do I get my ideas from? You might as well have asked that of Beethoven. He was goofing around in Germany like everybody else, and all of a sudden this stuff came gushing out of him. It was music. I was goofing around like everybody else in Indiana, and all of a sudden stuff came gushing out. It was disgust with civilization.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #12
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #13
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.”
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

  • #14
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “As for literary criticism in general: I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split.”
    kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday: An Autobiographical Collage

  • #15
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #16
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.”
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #17
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #18
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

  • #19
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Life is no way to treat an animal.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #20
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not?”
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

  • #21
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #22
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “I am a Tralfamadorian, seeing all time as you might see a stretch of the Rocky Mountains. All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #23
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “When a couple has an argument nowadays they may think it s about money or power or sex or how to raise the kids or whatever. What they're really saying to each other, though without realizing it, is this: "You are not enough people!”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #24
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.”
    kurt vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #25
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “No wonder kids grow up crazy. A cat's cradle is nothing but a bunch of X's between somebody's hands, and little kids look and look and look at all those X's . . ."
    "And?"
    "No damn cat, and no damn cradle.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle

  • #26
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “The letter said that they were two feet high, and green, and shaped like plumber's friends. Their suction cups were on the ground, and their shafts, which were extremely flexible, usually pointed to the sky. At the top of each shaft was a little hand with a green eye in its palm. The creatures were friendly, and they could see in four dimensions. They pitied Earthlings for being able to see only three. They had many wonderful things to teach Earthlings, especially about time. Billy promised to tell what some of those wonderful things were in his next letter.
    Billy was working on his second letter when the first letter was published. The second letter started out like this:
    The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist. The Tralfamadorians can look at all the different moments just that way we can look at a stretch of the Rocky Mountains, for instance. They can see how permanent all the moments are, and they can look at any moment that interests them. It is just an illusion we have here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone it is gone forever.
    When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in a bad condition in that particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is "so it goes.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #27
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “There is no WHY, since the moment simply is, and since all of us are simply trapped in the moment, like bugs in Amber.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #28
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex.”
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country

  • #29
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Here is a lesson in creative writing.

    First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

    And I realize some of you may be having trouble deciding whether I am kidding or not. So from now on I will tell you when I'm kidding.

    For instance, join the National Guard or the Marines and teach democracy. I'm kidding.

    We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding.

    If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts. I'm not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #30
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “See the cat? See the cradle?”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle



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