Drunk Dialing Quotes

“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Slaughterhouse-Five

“WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire.”
― Harriet Evans, Happily Ever After

“I have no idea what time it is in London, and have had too much wine to bother with the math to figure it out.”
― J. Kenner, Claim Me