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#1

“Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today.”
― Robert Jordan

tags: mat-cauthon

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#2

“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.”
― Robert Jordan

tags: forgiveness, men, women

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#3

“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

tags: demon, paranoia, paranoid

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#4

“Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

tags: humor, impudence, sarcasm, smartass

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#5

“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

tags: changes, drinking, harry-dresden, laughter, sanity, sanya

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#6

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

tags: elaine-mallory, harry-dresden, humor

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#7

“We are not going to die."

Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

"No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

tags: harry-dresden, humor, motivation, optimism, thomas-raith, waldo-butters

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#8

“You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

tags: america, diplomacy

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#9

“Sleep is God. Go worship.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

tags: sleep

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#10

“The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

tags: humanity, people, psychology, sanity

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#11

“If I need you I'll give you a signal.'
'What signal?'
'I'll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl”
― Jim Butcher

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#12

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
― Jim Butcher

tags: humor, interference

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#13

“What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?”
― Jim Butcher, White Night

tags: choice, destiny, johnnie-marcone

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#14

“A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

tags: witty

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#15

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”
― Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

tags: harry-dresden, humor, women

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#16

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

tags: harry-dresden, heroism, humor

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#17

“Ack!" I said.

Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

tags: harry-dresden, humor, wit

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#18

“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”
― Jim Butcher, My Big Fat Supernatural Wedding

tags: harry-dresden, humor

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#19

“The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had that one mostly right.

I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, "Fuck subtle.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

tags: anger, harry-dresden, humor, subtlety, tolkien

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#20

“I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.”
― Jim Butcher, Captain's Fury

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#21

“Bite me, faerie fruitcake.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

tags: harry-dresden, humor

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#22

“Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?”
― Jim Butcher, White Night

tags: carlos-ramirez, harry-dresden, humor

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#23

“Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.”
― Jim Butcher, Mean Streets

tags: harry-dresden, humor

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#24

“And thrice do I say to thee...bite me.”
― Jim Butcher

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#25

“Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

tags: analogies, harry-dresden, libraries, technophobes

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#26

“If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

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#27

“Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do”
― Jim Butcher, Small Favor

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#28

“I don't believe in faeries!”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

tags: harry-dresden, humor

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#29

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

tags: harry-dresden, humor

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#30

“Rule number one of the wizarding business. Never let them see you sweat. People expect us to know things. It can be a big advantage. Don’t screw it up by looking like you’re as confused as everyone else. Bad for the image.”
― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty

tags: bluffing, harry-dresden

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