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    Charlotte Brontë
    “I do not think, sir, you have any right to command me, merely because you are older than I, or because you have seen more of the world than I have; your claim to superiority depends on the use you have made of your time and experience.”
    ― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
    tags: age, empowerment, equality, experience, freedom, gender, independence, men, reason, self-determination, submission, superiority, women, women-s-rights
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    Jalal ad-Din Muhammad ar-Rumi
    “Look past your thoughts, so you may
    drink the pure nectar of This Moment.”
    ― Rumi
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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
    148400 likes

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    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    ― Frank Zappa
    tags: books, humor
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    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    ― Narcotics Anonymous
    tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein
    64648 likes

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    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    ― W.C. Fields
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    George Carlin
    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: humor, insanity, lies, lying, self-indulgence, truth
    19790 likes

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    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: humor, mankind, people
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    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
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    Dorothy Parker
    “Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.”
    ― Dorothy Parker
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    Harlan Ellison
    “The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
    ― Harlan Ellison
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  • #12
    “Tomorrow is promised to no one.”
    ― Clint Eastwood
    tags: humor, tomorrow
    302 likes

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    Dorothy Parker
    “I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”
    ― Dorothy Parker
    tags: humor, men, romance
    632 likes

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    Edith Konecky
    “I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”
    ― Edith Konecky
    tags: humor
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
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    George Carlin
    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, misattributed-george-carlin, stupidity
    3538 likes

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    Douglas Adams
    “I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: humor
    388 likes

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    Mark Twain
    “Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: humor
    813 likes

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    George Carlin
    “How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, god, humor
    349 likes

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    Winston S. Churchill
    “A joke is a very serious thing.”
    ― Winston S. Churchill
    tags: humor, life
    401 likes

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    Ogden Nash
    “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”
    ― Ogden Nash
    tags: humor, youth
    318 likes

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    Morrissey
    “I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.”
    ― Morrissey
    tags: humor, lyrics, music
    362 likes

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    Patricia Briggs
    “Any idiot can put up a website.”
    ― Patricia Briggs, Blood Bound
    tags: computers, humor, internet
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    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche
    tags: friendship, lack-of-friendship, lack-of-love, love, marriage, unhappy-marriage
    42407 likes

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    Alfred Tennyson
    “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”
    ― Alfred Tennyson
    tags: friendship, love
    21796 likes

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    Jane Austen
    “There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”
    ― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
    tags: friendship, love
    23057 likes

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    علي بن أبي طالب
    “He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
    And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. ”
    ― Ali Bin Abi Thalib
    tags: friendship
    357 likes

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    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “New friends can often have a better time together than old friends.”
    ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is the Night
    tags: friendship
    663 likes

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    Megan McCafferty
    “Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.”
    ― Megan McCafferty, Sloppy Firsts
    tags: boys, friendship, girls
    394 likes

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  • #30
    Kahlil Gibran
    “Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.”
    ― Khalil Gibran, Kahlil Gibran, The Collected Works
    tags: friendship
    710 likes



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