Sandra > Sandra's Quotes

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
"I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
"They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“I like black for clothes, small items, and jewelry. It's a color that can't be violated by any other colors. A color that simply keeps being itself. A color that sinks more somberly than any other color, yet asserts itself more than all other colors. It's a passionate gallant color. Anything is wonderful if it transcends things rather than being halfway...”
― Yana Toboso, Black Butler, Vol. 1

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten.

It was my teacher who said so. It was right there on my kindergarten report card: PAUL IS DEFINITELY GAY AND HAS VERY GOOD SENSE OF SELF.”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“Someday your prince will come," I assure him.
"And the first thing I'm going to say to him is, 'What took you so long?”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“It's like my grandma used to say: Just when you think life's got you in a gutter, a tornado will come along and destroy your house."
"And then you rebuild?" I ask.
"Well, she never mentioned that part, but I suppose it could happen.”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“He gives me a low smile. "You know, sometimes I wish I had your life. But I'm sure I wouldn't be much good at it."
"I'm not that goos at it myself."
"You get by."
"So do you."
"I try.”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“His books are kept on freestanding shelves hung at different angles on a sea-green wall. They defy gravity, as good books should.”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“Two sixty-three." Noah tells me.
"?!???" I reply.”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“We were playing our favourite game: Avoid Death.
"So a poisonous snake has just bitten your left arm -- what do you do?" Joni asked.
"I try to suck the poison out."
"But that doesn't work. It's spreading up your arm..."
"So I take my axe and chop off my arm."
"But once you chop off your arm, you're bleeding to death."
"So I pull of my shirt and tie it around the stump to stop the blood."
"But a vulture smells the blood and comes swooping down at you."
"So I use my right arm to pick up the left arm that I cut off, and I use it ti beat the vulture away!"
[...]
"But the vulture pulls your arm out of your hand and begins to hit you with it...”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“I had never really thought of marriages as things that involved liking. I had just assumed this man-woman arrangement was yet another adult quirk, like flossing.”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"
"A long one?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“You know," Gabriel said, "there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will."

"There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

“I could not tell you if I loved you the first moment I saw you, or if it was the second or third or fourth. But I remember the first moment I looked at you walking toward me and realized that somehow the rest of the world seemed to vanish when I was with you.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Will Rogers

“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”
― Gena Showalter, Seduce the Darkness

“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
― Lauren Myracle, ttfn

“I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
"You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't."
"There goes my Saturday.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

“I've had great success being a total idiot. ”
― Jerry Lewis

“Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.”
― Anonymous