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“plural is generally formed from the singular by the addition of s or es.”
― Joseph Devlin, How to Speak and Write Correctly

“In order to speak and write the English language correctly, it is imperative that the fundamental principles of the Grammar be mastered, for no matter how much we may read of the best authors, no matter how much we may associate with and imitate the best speakers,”
― Joseph Devlin, How to Speak and Write Correctly

“It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom,
it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief,
it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light,
it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope,
it was the winter of despair,”
― Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

“ever the knightly years were gone
With the old world to the grave,
I was a king in Babylon
And you were a Christian slave,"
—W.E. Henley.”
― Rudyard Kipling, Indian Tales

“John and Susan both have some apples. If John gives Susan an apple, they will both have the same number of apples. If Susan gives John an apple, John will have twice as many as Susan. How many apples do John and Susan each have?”
― Puzzleland, 30 Interactive Brainteasers to Warm up your Brain

“Name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday.”
― Puzzleland, 30 Interactive Brainteasers to Warm up your Brain

“Sam told his mother that “Peter’s dog can jump over his house!”. At first his mother did not believe that but after Sam explained, his mother smiled and believed that Peter’s dog can jump over his house, indeed. What did George explain to his mother?”
― Puzzleland, 30 Interactive Brainteasers to Warm up your Brain

“Sam and Charlotte were born at the exact same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays. How could this be?”
― Puzzleland, 30 Interactive Brainteasers to Warm up your Brain

“You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?”
― Puzzleland, 30 Interactive Brainteasers to Warm up your Brain

“What is the largest possible number you can write using only 2 numbers - just 2 numbers, no other mathematical symbols?”
― Puzzleland, 30 Interactive Brainteasers to Warm up your Brain

“Q: Why are rivers lazy? A: They are always on their bed!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom,
it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief,
it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light,
it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope,”
― Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

“Q: What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What is the quickest way to double your money? A: Fold it in half!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus practice? A: He wanted to sing higher!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Yo mama is so fat… when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“When he noticed her stifling another yawn, he took her elbow. “At least lie down for a few minutes,” he said, steering her toward the bed. “Oh, I couldn’t.” Dragging her feet, she eyed the four-poster with trepidation. “Of course you can. There’s nothing improper about it if I’m not in the bed with you. I won’t even pull down the covers—don’t think of it as a bed, think of it as a handy horizontal surface for resting. Here…” Relinquishing her arm, he dashed to the sitting room.”
― Lauren Royal, The Viscount's Wallflower Bride

“few weeks after this, the purchase was concluded, and at the close of the season the Minister and his family went down to Canterville Chase. Mrs. Otis, who, as Miss Lucretia R. Tappan, of West 53d Street, had been a celebrated New York belle, was now a very handsome, middle-aged woman, with fine eyes, and a superb profile.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost