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“Yo mama is so fat… when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Q: What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom,
it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief,
it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light,
it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope,”
― Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

“few weeks after this, the purchase was concluded, and at the close of the season the Minister and his family went down to Canterville Chase. Mrs. Otis, who, as Miss Lucretia R. Tappan, of West 53d Street, had been a celebrated New York belle, was now a very handsome, middle-aged woman, with fine eyes, and a superb profile.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost