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“When he noticed her stifling another yawn, he took her elbow. “At least lie down for a few minutes,” he said, steering her toward the bed. “Oh, I couldn’t.” Dragging her feet, she eyed the four-poster with trepidation. “Of course you can. There’s nothing improper about it if I’m not in the bed with you. I won’t even pull down the covers—don’t think of it as a bed, think of it as a handy horizontal surface for resting. Here…” Relinquishing her arm, he dashed to the sitting room.”
― Lauren Royal, The Viscount's Wallflower Bride

“Q: Why are rivers lazy? A: They are always on their bed!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Yo mama is so fat… when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Q: What is the quickest way to double your money? A: Fold it in half!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids