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  • #1
    J.D. Salinger
    “That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #2
    Mae West
    “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
    Mae West, The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West

  • #3
    Betty  Smith
    “She had become accustomed to being lonely. She was used to walking alone and to being considered 'different.' She did not suffer too much.”
    Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

  • #4
    Jane Austen
    “To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #5
    Harper Lee
    “She seemed glad to see me when I appeared in the kitchen, and by watching her I began to think there was some skill involved in being a girl.”
    Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

  • #6
    Kiera Cass
    “Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.”
    Kiera Cass, The Selection

  • #7
    J.M. Barrie
    “But where do you live mostly now?"
    With the lost boys."
    Who are they?"
    They are the children who fall out of their perambulators when the nurse is looking the other way. If they are not claimed in seven days they are sent far away to the Neverland to defray expanses. I'm captain."
    What fun it must be!"
    Yes," said cunning Peter, "but we are rather lonely. You see we have no female companionship."
    Are none of the others girls?"
    Oh no; girls, you know, are much too clever to fall out of their prams.”
    J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

  • #8
    Tori Amos
    “What girls do to each other is beyond description. No Chinese torture comes close.”
    Tori Amos, Tori Amos: Piece by Piece

  • #9
    Haruki Murakami
    “There are three ways you can get along with a girl: one, shut up and listen to what she has to say; two, tell her you like what she's wearing; and three, treat her to really good food...If you do all that and still don't get the results you want, better give up.”
    Haruki Murakami, Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman

  • #10
    Mae West
    “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
    Mae West

  • #11
    Gena Showalter
    “If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them “too much effort.”
    Gena Showalter, The Darkest Whisper

  • #12
    Mae West
    “When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
    Mae West

  • #13
    “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
    Lily Tomlin

  • #14
    Henry David Thoreau
    “Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.”
    Henry David Thoreau

  • #15
    Ernest Hemingway
    “All things truly wicked start from innocence.”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #16
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

  • #17
    Eleanor Roosevelt
    “Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”
    Eleanor Roosevelt

  • #18
    John Green
    “When adults say, "Teenagers think they are invincible" with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don't know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail.”
    John Green, Looking for Alaska

  • #19
    David Bowie
    “And these children that you spit on
    As they try to change their worlds
    Are immune to your consultations.
    They're quite aware of what they're going through.

    - Changes
    David Bowie

  • #20
    Quentin Crisp
    “The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.”
    Quentin Crisp

  • #21
    “Being classy is my teenage rebellion.”
    Rebecca McKinsey

  • #22
    “She is a loner, too bright for the slutty girls and too savage for the bright girls, haunting the edges and corners of the school like a sullen disillusioned ghost”
    Eleanor Catton, The Rehearsal

  • #23
    Leo Tolstoy
    “All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”
    Leo Tolstoy , Anna Karenina

  • #24
    Jay McInerney
    “The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”
    Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages

  • #25
    Jon Krakauer
    “Happiness [is] only real when shared”
    Jon Krakauer, Into the Wild

  • #26
    J.K. Rowling
    “Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.”
    J.K. Rowling , Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #27
    Mitch Albom
    “All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.”
    Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven

  • #28
    C.S. Lewis
    “The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. ”
    C.S. Lewis

  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.”
    Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance

  • #30
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters



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