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“Um, there's a girl meeting her friend,' he went on. 'Her friend is giving her an ice-cream cone. Oh-it's dripping. Huh. It, uh, dripped on her...chest.'
Iggy drew in a hissing breath.
It's gonna stain for sure,' the Gasman said. 'That's chocolate.'
Hmm,' Fang said, watching, the girl dab at her chest with a paper napkin.”
― Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
Iggy drew in a hissing breath.
It's gonna stain for sure,' the Gasman said. 'That's chocolate.'
Hmm,' Fang said, watching, the girl dab at her chest with a paper napkin.”
― Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.”
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“The universe has an itch, and I have been called upon to scratch it.”
― The Story of Teddy and Eddie
― The Story of Teddy and Eddie
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.”
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“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.”
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“When your mother is the grave and your father is a lightning bolt it tends to make you kind of horny. And death has a way of removing one's inhibitions.”
― Transylvanian Roulette
― Transylvanian Roulette
“Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.”
― P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
― P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Most love songs were inspired, not by love, but by loneliness, regretfulness, or horniness.”
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“It wasn't the sort of horniness that lingered only in my cunt. I efficiently dealt with that sort after a session with my vibrator. It was the horniness of looking out into the horizon and knowing I wouldn’t get fucked anytime soon.”
― The Temptation of Eden
― The Temptation of Eden
“His dick is hard now, like mine, a divining rod in a land where water is everywhere.”
― The Story of Teddy and Eddie
― The Story of Teddy and Eddie
“Horniness is a human constant, the engine that drives the world, and even back then, in the dark age of the mid-twentieth century, students were fucking like rabbits.”
― Man in the Dark
― Man in the Dark
“Sex is usually had not for the two people to bond, but for both or one of them to be relieved of the desire to have sex.”
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“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.”
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“It is not so much about horniness, it is about awareness of my well-being.”
― "Darling, it's not only about sex"
― "Darling, it's not only about sex"
“Just think how many world catastrophes we could have been spared if men could just keep their dicks in their pants.”
― QualityLand
― QualityLand
“Sometimes those fleas get to a woman," he told her as his hand warmed her flesh. "She gets an itch that nobody but a man can scratch”
― Garters
― Garters
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