Vibrator Quotes

“Can I just ask, after we find this guy, can we talk about the Vibrator Ceremony? I’m thinking of making us all kind of choir like robes to wear but with sequins and some satin sashes as belts. Maybe in chartreuse.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“I’m thinking we should have a vibrator ceremony. Maybe we can all stand around in
the dead of night, carrying candles and chanting while she buries them in her backyard,”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“I like the idea of a Vibrator Ceremony. After we’re done burying them, we could make canapés and drink champagne. It’s a lot more fun to talk about that than hunting down humans.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Megan was able to get me the single most important item in this entire house."

"She got you that new vibrator?"

"Jesus..."

"Oh, the cookbook, right," he said, remembering.

Megan used to work for the Food Network, and was able to secure me a signed copy of the original Barefoot Contessa cookbook.”
― Alice Clayton, Last Call

“[O]ut of the blue Sophie asked, "Aunt Faith, what's a vibrator?"

Faith was in mid-swallow and choked on her coffee.
...
"Baby, where'd you hear that?"
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"My momma was on the phone with her friend Ms. Kim last night, and she said that Lottie Bishop kicked her in the crouch so many times that she didn't know if she'd ever be able to take her vibrator for a test spin again.”
― Robin Alexander, The Summer of Our Discontent

“It wasn't the sort of horniness that lingered only in my cunt. I efficiently dealt with that sort after a session with my vibrator. It was the horniness of looking out into the horizon and knowing I wouldn’t get fucked anytime soon.”
― Valentine Glass, The Temptation of Eden

“A girl left to her own device should demand batteries”
― P.J. Bayliss, Flawless Fantasy

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“Our sexual pleasure happens within us, not on or inside our partners’ genitals.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Yara_wantsurcock just shared her vibrator app details with you.”
― Maya Raine, Unholy Bonds : A Serial Killer Romantic Suspense