Vibrators Quotes

“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups

“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“I thought you’d be entirely self-sufficient.”“Oh I am,” I shoot back. “You should see my vibrator collection.”
― Karina Halle, Smut

“Anyway, thanks to Bob, that Christmas, my mother bought my grandmother and myself both vibrators. Now, as unusual as a gift like this sounds, you have to admit that they are the ideal stocking stuffers. I mean, you can fit the vibrator into the long top part of the stocking and still be able to get another cute little gift in the toe.
Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way.
And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled.”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“The intensity of the pleasure derived from an orgasm is compensation for its brevity.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Step by step instructions to Introduce Sex Toys In The Bedroom

Since Fifty Shades of Gray is so mainstream, the majority of the media is discussing sex and sex toys. It is safe to say that you are interested about attempting them however are excessively humiliated? Is it accurate to say that you are uncertain whether they are directly for you and your relationship?
Coming up next are some normal misguided judgments about grown-up toys:
A great many people don't utilize sex toys
Wrong! Numerous good individuals utilize grown-up toys, including individuals most would think about superbly ordinary. Utilizing a grown-up toy doesn't make you "odd" or doesn't utter a word negative about your relationship. It just encourages you have a ton of fun progressively fun in the room! You don't need to impart to your companions, your supervisor or your mom that you utilize toys except if anybody except if you need to.
Sex toys are only for masturbation.
While grown-up toys are normally utilized for masturbation, numerous couples appreciate utilizing toys together, regardless of whether they are female or male or hetero or gay. Normally these couples are happy with attempting new things together, are liberal, and trusting.
Your accomplice will feel lacking on the off chance that you begin utilizing a sex toy.
Is it true that you are anxious that in the event that you carry a grown-up toy into the room, it will offend your partner? A grown-up toy can give you a climax, yet it can't disclose to you the amount they cherish you or rub your back. An item is certifiably not a substitute for a genuine individual. On the off chance that your sweetheart has this dread, be touchy and stroke his or her sense of self a smidgen. Similarly as with most relationship issues, great openness is of the utmost importance.
Utilizing sex toys can be physically perilous.
No chance!
Indeed, grown-up toys can have beneficial outcomes on your sexual wellbeing.
For instance, numerous specialists and advisors prescribe grown-up toys to ladies who experience difficulty arriving at climax; on the off chance that you experience the ill effects of agonizing sex, vibrators can invigorate blood stream; all ladies can profit by kegel exercisers or kegel balls to condition the pelvic floor muscles; prostate massagers decrease the danger of prostate disease, erectile brokenness and successive evening pee. Ultimately, climaxes help you live more, square torment and, some state, look more youthful. Who wouldn't need that?
On the off chance that you use sex toys excessively, you won't have a climax with your accomplice.
On the off chance that your accomplice is apprehensive you'll supplant the person in question with your preferred toy, guarantee the person in question that you'll generally keep things diverse in the room: attempt various positions, new toys, light subjugation and dream play.”
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“It’s not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They’re basically huge vibrators. With wheels. - Harry Dresden”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“One imagined dankness, but every corner of this store was brightly lit—and why shouldn't it be? They sold vibrators and edible panties, not the Hollywood ideal of a seedy porn store.”
― Valentine Glass, Jarring Sex