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“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

“You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

“Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?

Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“Loded Diaper”
― Jeff Kinney

“I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.”
― Jeff Kinney

“Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw

“I'm basically one of the best people I know.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw

“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw

“As long as you are going to be thinking anyway, think big.”
― Donald Trump