Greg Heffley Quotes

“I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it”
― Jeff Kinney, Cabin Fever

“I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.”
― Jeff Kinney

“When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.”
― Jeff Kinney