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  • #1
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #2
    J.K. Rowling
    “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #3
    J.K. Rowling
    “Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
    Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
    Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
    Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #4
    J.K. Rowling
    “Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
    "Yes."
    "You called her a liar?"
    "Yes."
    "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
    "Yes."
    "Have a biscuit, Potter.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #5
    J.K. Rowling
    “You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #6
    J.K. Rowling
    “Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #7
    J.K. Rowling
    “Why were you lurking under our window?"
    "Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
    "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
    His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
    "Listening to the news! Again?"
    "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #8
    J.K. Rowling
    “Accio Brain!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #9
    J.K. Rowling
    “But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #10
    J.K. Rowling
    “Don’t put your wand there, boy!” roared Moody. “What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!” “Who d’you know who’s lost a buttock?” the violet-haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly. “Never you mind, you just keep your wand out of your back pocket!” growled Mad-Eye. “Elementary wand safety, nobody bothers about it anymore . . .” He stumped off toward the kitchen. “And I saw that,” he added irritably, as the woman rolled her eyes at the ceiling.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #11
    J.K. Rowling
    “Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!"
    "Snag?" said Fudge, his voice still vibrating with joy. "I see no snag, Dumbledore!"
    "Well," said Dumbledore apologetically, "I'm afraid I do."
    "Oh, really?"
    "Well it's just that you seem to be labouring under the delusion that I am going to -- come quietly. I am afraid I am not going to come quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban. I could break out, of course -- but what a waste of time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #12
    J.K. Rowling
    “Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #13
    J.K. Rowling
    “We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #14
    J.K. Rowling
    “Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
    "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
    Percy scowled.
    "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
    "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-”
    J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #15
    J.K. Rowling
    “I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?"
    "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #16
    J.K. Rowling
    “Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
    "Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.
    "That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
    "It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #17
    J.K. Rowling
    “This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this. ”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #18
    J.K. Rowling
    “Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-"
    "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
    "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"
    "Or twice-"
    "A minute-"
    "All summer-"
    "Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #19
    J.K. Rowling
    “Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
    Teach us something please,
    Whether we be old and bald,
    Or young with scabby knees,
    Our heads could do with filling
    With some interesting stuff,
    For now they're bare and full of air,
    Dead flies and bits of fluff,
    So teach us something worth knowing,
    Bring us back what we've forgot,
    Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
    And learn until our brains all rot...”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #20
    J.K. Rowling
    “Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
    Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around...”
    J.K. Rowling

  • #21
    J.K. Rowling
    “How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.
    "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley.
    Everyone looked up at him.
    "Why?" said Percy curiously.
    "It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-"
    "-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #22
    J.K. Rowling
    “It unscrews the other way.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #24
    J.K. Rowling
    “Mischief Managed.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #25
    J.K. Rowling
    “Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #26
    J.K. Rowling
    “Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #27
    J.K. Rowling
    “Well, usually when a person shakes their head,” said McGonagall coldly, “they mean ‘no.’ So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans...”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #28
    J.K. Rowling
    “Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour.
    “No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #30
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?"
    Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren't bad.
    "I know some things," he said. "I can, you know, do math and stuff.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #31
    J.K. Rowling
    “I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I'm sure she's no Death Eater—'
    'She's foul enough to be one…'
    'Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters', said Sirius with a wry smile. 'I know she’s a nasty piece of work though'.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix



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