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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
    "He's the sun god," I said.
    "That's not what I meant.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
    "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
    "Which one is me?" I asked.
    "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
    "Oh, shut up.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
    "It was probably important to her.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “Dreams like a podcast,
    Downloading truth in my ears.
    They tell me cool stuff."
    "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
    He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
    "A god named Fred?”
    Rick Riordan

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
    "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.
    "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
    I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “Can you surf really well, then?"
    I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
    "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
    He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)”
    Rick Riordan

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
    Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

    "It only works on wild animals."

    "So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

    "Hey!" I protested.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water.

    Octavian made a squeaking sound. "What was that for? I didn't say toss it! That could've been evidence. Or spoils of war!"

    Annabeth tried for a dumb-blonde smile, like: Oh, silly me. Nobody who knew her would have been fooled. But Octavian seemed to buy it. He huffed in exasperation.

    "You other two..." He pointed his blade a Hazel and Piper. "Put your weapons on the dock. No funny bus--"

    All around the Romans, Charleston Harbor erupted like a Las Vegas fountain putting on a show. When the wall of seawater subsided, the three Romans were in the bay, spluttering and frantically trying to stay afloat in their armor. Percy stood on the dock, holding Annabeth's dagger.

    "You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced.”
    rick riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
    "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
    He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
    "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
    "Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".
    Poseidon took it as a yes and came in.
    Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions.
    Finally he stepped forward.
    "Hi, I'm Paul Blofis."
    Poseidon raised an eyebrow and then shook his hand.
    "Blowfish, did you say?"
    "Ah, no. Blofis, actually."
    "Oh, I see," Poseidon said. "A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon."
    "Poseidon? That's an interesting name."
    "Yes, I like it. I've gone by other names, but I do prefer Poseidon."
    "Like the god of the sea."
    "Very much like that, yes"
    "Well!" My mother interrupted. "Um, were so glad you could drop by. Paul, this is Percy's father."
    "Ah." Paul nodded, though he didn't look real pleased. "I see."
    Poseidon smiled at me. "There you are, my boy. And Tyson, hello, son!"
    "Daddy!" Tyson [shouted]...
    Paul's jaw dropped. He stared at my mother. "Tyson is..."
    "Not mine," she promised. "It's a long story.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “My name is Percy Jackson.
    I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.
    Am I a troubled kid?
    Yeah. You could say that.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"

    I don't hate you."

    Could've fooled me."

    She folded her cap of invisibility. "Look...we're just not supposed to get along, okay? Our parents are rivals."

    Why?"

    She sighed. "How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful. Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."

    They must really like olives."

    Oh, forget it."

    Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “It's him," I said. "Typhon."
    I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!”
    Rick Riordan

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?"
    "Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything."
    "Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
    "Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #21
    Rick Riordan
    “As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-"erm, thankful for the aid of Hades."
    The lord of the dead nodded. He had a smug look on his face, but I figure he'd earned the right. He patted his son Nico on the shoulders, and Nico looked happier than I'd ever seen him.
    "And, of course," Zeus continued, though he looked like his pants were smoldering, "we must...um...thank Poseidon."
    "I'm sorry, brother," Poseidon said. "What was that?"
    "We must thank Poseidon," Zeus growled. "Without whom . . . it would've been difficult-"
    "Difficult?" Poseidon asked innocently.
    "Impossible," Zeus said. "Impossible to defeat Typhon.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #22
    Rick Riordan
    “You weren't able to talk sense into him?"
    Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death."
    I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

  • #23
    Rick Riordan
    “Correct." Kekrops sounded bitter, like he regretted his decision. "My people were the original Athenians--the gemini."
    "Like your zodiac sign?" Percy asked. "I'm a Leo."
    "No, stupid," Leo said. "I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.”
    Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

  • #24
    Rick Riordan
    “I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.

    The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #25
    Rick Riordan
    “Argh!" Thalia pushed me, and a shock went through my body that blew me backward ten feet into the water. Some of the campers gasped. A couple of the Hunters stifled laughs.
    "Sorry!" Thalia said, turning pale. "I didn't mean to—"
    Anger roared in my ears. A wave erupted from the creek, blasting into Thalia's face and dousing her from head to toe.
    I stood up. "Yeah," I growled. "I didn't mean to, either."
    Thalia was breathing heavily.
    "Enough!" Chiron ordered.
    But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Brain?"
    Somehow, it was okay when Annabeth called me that — at least, I'd gotten used to it — but hearing it from Thalia was not cool.
    "Bring it on, Pinecone Face!”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #26
    Rick Riordan
    “Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #27
    Rick Riordan
    “I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
    "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
    "But...you did something nice. Why?"
    He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #28
    Rick Riordan
    “Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

    He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write.

    Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?

    Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #29
    Rick Riordan
    “For a long time,’ Nico said, ‘I had a crush on you. I just wanted you to know.’ Percy looked at Nico. Then at Annabeth, as if to check that he’d heard correctly. Then back at Nico.

    ‘You –’

    ‘Yeah,’ Nico said. ‘You’re a great person. But I’m over that. I’m happy for you guys.’

    ‘You … so you mean –’

    ‘Right.’

    Annabeth’s grey eyes started to sparkle. She gave Nico a sideways smile.

    ‘Wait,’ Percy said. ‘So you mean –’

    ‘Right,’ Nico said again. ‘But it’s cool. We’re cool. I mean, I see now … you’re cute, but you’re not my type.’

    ‘I’m not your type … Wait. So –’

    ‘See you around, Percy,’ Nico said.”
    Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

  • #30
    Rick Riordan
    “You're a stalker with hooves."
    "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse



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