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    A.D. Starrling
    “Shit happens. Deal with it.”
    ― A.D. Starrling
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    A.D. Starrling
    “This is the only profession in which another human being can crap, pee and puke on you and you still think they're cute.”
    ― A.D. Starrling
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    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
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    Terry Pratchett
    “I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
    tags: getting-along
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    Terry Pratchett
    “That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
    tags: humor, pratchett, quote
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    A.D. Starrling
    “I write better with alcohol.”
    ― A.D. Starrling
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    Dora J. Arod
    “My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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    ― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
    tags: absurd, food, life, love, love-quote, pizza, relationships, word-junkies
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    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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    ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
    tags: absence, amazement, amazing, commas, editing, funny, god, humor, love, lover, relationships, sex, sex-god, transform, transformation, word-junkies, writer, writing
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    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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    ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
    tags: alibi, crazy, desire, funny, humor, husband, insane, justification, justify, love, murder, necessity, need, relationships, time, want, wife, woman, women, word-junkies, yearn
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    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
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    ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
    tags: amy, forget, hear, inaudible, listen, love, memory, never, once, relationships, sound, voice
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    Oscar Wilde
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
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    Dora J. Arod
    “I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.”
    ― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
    tags: business, fact, factory, facts, funny, humor, life, love, word-junkies
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    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
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    Jarod Kintz
    “Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
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    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
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    Jarod Kintz
    “I run like I have cirrus clouds for legs and rainbow knees. What is life, if not a marathon of love?
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    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
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    Nicole Riekhof
    “I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
    ― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You
    tags: dreaming, dreams, funny, humor, life, relationships, sleep, sleeping
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    Jarod Kintz
    “I think a cool band name would be War Dwarf. Of course, I’m entirely too tall and peaceful to be a member. Not to mention nonmusical.
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    ― Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops
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    M.R. Graham
    “Above all else, above the mechanics, even, a doctor should be thoroughly grounded in morality.”
    ― M.R. Graham, In the Shadow of the Mountains
    tags: medicine, morality, philosophy, science
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  • #19
    “When we all think alike, no one is thinking.”
    ― Lipmann W. Public Opinion. Harcourt Brace Co. 1922
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    W. Edwards Deming
    “In God we trust; all others must bring data.”
    ― W. Edwards Deming
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    Anna Bayes
    “Being a writer brings out a sassy woman inside me, and I love her so.”
    ― Anna Bayes
    tags: woman, writer, writer-quotes, writers-and-writing
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  • #22
    “Dabu!”
    ― Ryuhei Tamura, Beelzebub 01
    tags: baby-beel, beelzebub
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    “A man shouldn’t go crying like that, people will think you’re weak.”
    ― Ryuhei Tamura, Beelzebub 01
    tags: beelzebub, oga-tatsumi
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    “Our stubbornness is what’s gotten us this far!”
    ― Ryuhei Tamura, Beelzebub 01
    tags: beelzebub, kanzaki, motivation, shiroyama
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    Tite Kubo
    “If I were the rain. . . that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. . . Would I be able to bind two hearts together?”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
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    Tite Kubo
    “Remember this well. There are two kind of fights. As long as we place ourselves in battle, we must always know the difference: fights to defend life… and fights to defend pride…”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
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    Tite Kubo
    “If I don't wield the sword,
    I can't protect you.

    If I keep wielding the sword,
    I can't embrace you.
    -Ichigo Kurosaki”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Volume 05
    tags: bleach
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    Tite Kubo
    “Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!

    Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee!

    Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out "Save me! Save me!" like you're supposed to?!

    Rukia: I do not need saving, and I do NOT tremble!”
    ― Tite Kubo
    tags: adorable, bleach, humor, ichiruki
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    Tite Kubo
    “We should not shed tears
    That is a surrender of the body to the heart
    It is only proof
    That we are beings that do not know
    What to do with out hearts”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
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    Tite Kubo
    “If you give me wings
    I will soar for you

    Even if this whole land
    Sinks down to the water

    If you give me a sword
    I will fight for you

    Even if this whole sky
    Shoots through with your light”
    ― Tite Kubo
    tags: bleach
    182 likes



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