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#1

“You can talk to your old dad about anything, you know. Except boys. And bras. And that Bieber fellow.”
― Jenny B. Jones, There You'll Find Me

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#2

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

37989 likes

#3

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”
― Mae West

tags: women

8247 likes

#4

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
― Glen Cook, Sweet Silver Blues

tags: morning, waking-up

2792 likes

#5

“There are no faster or firmer friendships than those formed between people who love the same books.”
― Irving Stone, Clarence Darrow for the Defense

tags: books, friendship

4243 likes

#6

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

tags: mischief

37370 likes

#7

“My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.”
― Janet Evanovich

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#8

“I hate mornings. They start so early.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

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#9

“Babe!”
― Janet Evanovich

tags: humor, ranger

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#10

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”
― Louise Rennison , Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

tags: humor

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#11

“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.
What light doth through yonder window break?
It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

tags: humor

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#12

“He says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit."

Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.”
― Louise Rennison, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

tags: georgia-nicolson

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#13

“He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.”
― Louise Rennison, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

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#14

“Mum said, "It is the thought that counts."

And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.”
― Louise Rennison, Startled by His Furry Shorts

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#15

“I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t
other nations?”
― Louise Rennison, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

tags: humor

12 likes

#16

“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack

tags: secrets

3580 likes

#17

“You don't need a search warrant to go through someone's trash. Seriously. Once it hits the curb it is totally fair game-you an look it up.”
― Ally Carter, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

tags: humor

234 likes

#18

“Most little girls in England grow up wanting to marry
a prince. Bex grew up wanting to kick James Bond's butt and assume his double-0 ranking.”
― Ally Carter, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

tags: aspirations

677 likes

#19

“Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”
― Howard Nemerov

tags: humor, knowledge, literature, writing

2252 likes

#20

“The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.”
― St. Augustine

tags: allegory, books, broad-mindedness, classic, education, imagery, travel, world

8484 likes

#21

“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”
― C.S. Lewis

tags: age, fairytales, growing-up

18131 likes

#22

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

tags: encouragement, gandalf

11346 likes

#23

“the only way Bex would miss this would be if she were unconscious. And tied up. And in a concrete bunker. In Siberia.”
― Ally Carter, Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover

tags: friendship, humour, loyalty

1109 likes

#24

“Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
― Lemony Snicket

tags: humor-wicked-reading

9724 likes

#25

“If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.”
― Katharine Hepburn

tags: katharine-hepburn

4413 likes

#26

“I am not interested in money, I just want to be wonderful.”
― Marilyn Monroe

1730 likes

#27

“Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.”
― C.S. Lewis

tags: eating-reading

8612 likes

#28

“Kindred spirits are not so scarce as I used to think. It's splendid to find out there are so many of them in the world.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

3641 likes

#29

“The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.”
― Anna Quindlen

3132 likes

#30

“That's the thing about books. They let you travel without moving your feet.”
― Jhumpa Lahiri, The Namesake

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