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Georgia Nicolson Quotes

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Louise Rennison
“He says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit."

Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.”
Louise Rennison, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Louise Rennison
Biology
The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be?

An hour later
That was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight.”
Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

Louise Rennison
“When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.”
Louise Rennison, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Louise Rennison
“Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on”
Louise Rennison, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Louise Rennison
“Boys are like elastic bands. It doesn't mean that boys are made of elastic, which is a plus because nobody wants a boyfriend made out of rubber. On the other hand, if they were made out of rubber, you could save yourself a lot of time and effort and heartache by just rustling one up out of a car tire. Boys are different from girls. Girls like to be cozy all the time but boys don't. First of all, they like to get all close to you like a coiled-up rubber band, but after a while, they get fed up with being too coiled and need to stretch away to their full stretchiness. Then, after a bit of on-their-own strategy, they ping back to be close to you. So in conclusion on the boy front, you have to play hard to get and also let them be elastic bands.”
Louise Rennison, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

Louise Rennison
“How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?”
Louise Rennison, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Louise Rennison
“Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.”
Louise Rennison, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Louise Rennison
“I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!”
Louise Rennison, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Louise Rennison
“Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so he lives to embarrass me to death another day.”
Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Louise Rennison
“Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!”
Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas