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  • #1
    Groucho Marx
    “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #2
    Mark Twain
    “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
    Mark Twain

  • #3
    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    George Carlin

  • #4
    George Carlin
    “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
    George Carlin

  • #5
    Mark Twain
    “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #6
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #7
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #8
    Alexandre Dumas fils
    “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
    Alexandre Dumas-fils

  • #9
    Benjamin Franklin Wade
    “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
    Benjamin Franklin Wade

  • #10
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #11
    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    Chris Rock

  • #12
    Albert Einstein
    “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #13
    Yogi Berra
    “Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
    Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

  • #14
    Laurell K. Hamilton
    “Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.”
    Laurell K. Hamilton, Circus of the Damned

  • #15
    Albert Einstein
    “I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking”
    Albert Einstein

  • #16
    Theodore Roosevelt
    “When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”
    Theodore Roosevelt

  • #17
    Dalai Lama XIV
    “People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost.”
    Dalai Lama XIV

  • #18
    Donald J. Trump
    “Get going. Move forward. Aim High. Plan a takeoff. Don't just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and push the airplane. It simply won't happen. Change your attitude and gain some altitude. Believe me, you'll love it up here.”
    Donald Trump

  • #19
    Christopher Reeve
    “So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.”
    Christopher Reeve

  • #20
    “Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.”
    Lady Gaga

  • #21
    William Shakespeare
    “My only love sprung from my only hate!
    Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
    Prodigious birth of love it is to me,
    That I must love a loathed enemy.”
    William Shakespeare

  • #22
    Jane Austen
    “I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #23
    Kathleen Tessaro
    “If you can capture a woman's imagination, then you will have her. But imagination is a strange creature. It needs time and distance to function properly.”
    Kathleen Tessaro

  • #24
    Randy Pausch
    “When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.”
    Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture

  • #25
    Amy Sedaris
    “Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
    Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

  • #26
    L.J. Smith
    “Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won’t? - Damon”
    L.J. Smith, Nightfall

  • #27
    “Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”
    Linda Howard, After the Night

  • #28
    “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
    H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

  • #29
    Dalai Lama XIV
    “Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.”
    Dalai Lama XIV

  • #30
    George Burns
    “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
    George Burns



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