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  • #1
    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    Albert Camus

  • #2
    Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another What! You
    “Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
    C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

  • #3
    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #4
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #5
    “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
    Linda Grayson

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #7
    “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
    H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

  • #8
    Phyllis Diller
    “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
    Phyllis Diller

  • #9
    Lemony Snicket
    “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #10
    Mark Twain
    “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #11
    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    Cathy Guiswite

  • #12
    Jerry Seinfeld
    “If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
    Jerry Seinfeld

  • #14
    Bill Cosby
    “A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
    Bill Cosby

  • #16
    Robert Benchley
    “Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
    Robert Benchley

  • #17
    Benjamin Franklin
    “A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned”
    Benjamin Franklin

  • #18
    Jarod Kintz
    “I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #19
    Jarod Kintz
    “I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #20
    Lauren Myracle
    “You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
    Lauren Myracle, ttfn

  • #21
    Jarod Kintz
    “I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?”
    Jarod Kintz

  • #22
    Jarod Kintz
    “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #23
    Jarod Kintz
    “I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”
    Jarod Kintz, I Want

  • #25
    Jarod Kintz
    “I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #26
    Jarod Kintz
    “I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.”
    Jarod Kintz, I Want

  • #27
    Jarod Kintz
    “I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.”
    Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

  • #29
    Gena Showalter
    “I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”
    Gena Showalter, Seduce the Darkness

  • #30
    Will Rogers
    “Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
    Will Rogers

  • #31
    Lawrence Ferlinghetti
    “If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
    Lawrence Ferlinghetti

  • #33
    Lauren Myracle
    “I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
    Lauren Myracle

  • #34
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #35
    Jarod Kintz
    “I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale



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