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“Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?"

"Slept with him?"

Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.”
― Damon Suede, Hot Head

“You tell him for me: if he fucks with you, if he lays one Russian knuckle on you, your buddy is coming after him and someone's gonna need a screen door to fish out the pieces.”
― Damon Suede, Hot Head

“Your life needs an airbag. I swear, Anastagio, you should have come equipped when you were born.”
― Damon Suede, Hot Head

“Yes but the point is that you can go to the ballet with me or a baseball game or a concert and wherever is fine. You're like the Swiss army knife friend; you have an attachment for everything.”
― Mary Calmes, Acrobat

“When Peter said he was romantic, it was in the way that I was romantic. A blow job and an “I love you” before rolling over and falling asleep.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“James had been acting a little weird. After waking up yesterday, he'd been a little bit distant. It might just be the stress of the trip. It was probably hard on James to be in charge of the little group. He was responsible for the welfare of his lover, a nun, and a talking horse. That couldn't be easy.”
― Anne Tenino, 18% Gray

“Oh, and they said I have ADD, too." He lit a cigarette, his first of the day, and took a long, grateful drag. "But listen mate, I once sucked a geezer for twenty minutes to get him off. The clock was just over his shoulder and I timed it. Attention deficit?" He blew out a plume of smoke. "I don't think so.”
― S.A. Reid, Something Different

“However much you wanted someone to want you, there was nothing you could do to make it happen. Whatever you did for them, whatever you gave them, whatever you let them take, it could never be enough. Never enough to be sure. Never enough to satisfy them. Never enough to stop them walking away.

Never enough to make them love you.”
― Manna Francis, First Against the Wall

“Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“I don't know, Pepper. I have large chunks of my childhood missing thanks to her and her Benadryl supply.”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“It's why I went into teaching in the first place. I like the sound of my own voice. Well that, and I am addicted to the smell of chalk and white-board markers.”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“James sighed. “Seriously, who thought up silent letters? Why include a letter if it’s
silent? Just to fuck with dyslexics?”
― S.A. Reid, Something Different

“I’ve always felt that love is like Belgian chocolate, you know, the ones with brandy filling. You always say you’re going to take one more bite, one more chocolate, and then, the whole box is gone. Perhaps the morning after, you might even get indigestion or a headache, and still, that evening, you might stop by the supermarket and buy another box because you simply can’t get enough.”
― Scarlet Hyacinth, Belgian Chocolates and Incubus Kisses

“What can I say?" He motions to the distressed sedan. "I drive this piece of shit to compensate for my huge dick.”
― Vaughn R. Demont, Lightning Rod

“I got hard and he was there and the next thing I knew he was on his knees. I mean, I was going to step away, but he licked me.”
― Anne Tenino, Frat Boy and Toppy

“Kyle had gone from confused and possibly hurt to a card-carrying
member of PFLAG. Literally; he’d shown Brad the card the other
day.”
― Anne Tenino, Frat Boy and Toppy

“Good for you, Big Brother! Nothing says Merry Christmas like "Hi, Dad! I'm gay!”
― J.M. Colail, Wes and Toren

“Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink.”
― J.M. Colail, Wes and Toren

“I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.”
― J.M. Colail, Wes and Toren

“Good luck on your test.”

“I’m gonna ace it for sure!” I said, rolling to Wesley’s side of the
bed and pulling the sheet up.

“Don’t I know it,” he smiled, and then slapped the doorframe. “Oh
yeah. If Gus calls, just tell him I was balls-deep in your ass and that I’m
on my way now.”
― J.M. Colail, Wes and Toren

“In a sec.......let's see if this will help. Once there was a bunny that was very sad
cause his ears were long and floppy and he stepped on them all the time."
"Like my shoelaces?"
"Yep, just like that. One day a beautiful fairy,,,,,,,,"
"The shoelace fairy?"
"Yep. She landed on the bunny's head and.........."
"Didn't that hurt? Does she have a wand?"
"Nope. She lifted up the bunny's ears and crossed them over like an x."
"I can cross my eyes.........look."
"Lovely. She put one ear through the bottom of the x and she pulled."
"She pulled the bunny's ears..........bad fairy."
"No, she was trying to tie his.........."
"Dan," Jordan laughed, "Stop. That is the worst thing I've ever heard."
"Well, it's better than the teepees and the arrows and crap," Danny huffed.
"Can I go see Andy now?"
"Yes, go see Andy and his Velcro sneakers," Jordan snickered. "We give up.”
― Grasshopper, Just Hit Send

“Seeing a big scratch on Andy's cheek, he tried again. "You win this fight?" he
touched the little boy's cheek lightly.
Andy's eyes filled with tears. "I fallded down."
"Fell," Jordan corrected automatically.
"DADDY!! COME HERE!!" JD commanded furiously. He stomped off to
behind the sofa. Jordan rolled his eyes and followed.
Leaning down, Jordan whispered, "What?"
JD had on his 'frog face'. The one he wore when grownups have been bad.
Brows wrinkled, mouth all scrunched and frowny, hands on hips, all 33 inches
of righteous indignation, he hissed, "He be's just a baby. He dunna talk good
yet."
Jordan cocked his eyebrow at his son.
"I'm a big boy, Daddy. I know this stuff.”
― Grasshopper, Just Hit Send

“I'm not afraid of the thought of being stuck with only one other person for the rest of my life. I'm afraid that I won't be.”
― Neena Jaydon, Storms and Stars

“We lived like the only two people on the planet because we thought we were, I still need to know that... That you are still the only person in my world.”
― Neena Jaydon, Storms and Stars

“Whatcha doing, Lieu?" she asked cautiously. "Praying," he muttered. "I suck at it."
"Your doing it wrong," she said flatly. "I'm not big on church, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do it with a friend.”
― Amy Lane, Keeping Promise Rock

“If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week.”
― Charles Darwin, The Autobiography of Charles Darwin, 1809–82

“Damn straight I’m better looking. And why were you noticing?”
Colton tweaked him in the side. “More jealousy?”
“You’l notice I’m rather possessive.”
“You? No! ” He tickled him again. “Then again…I do hear the word ‘ mine’ out of your mouth quite often.”
― Finn Marlowe, A Thread of Deepest Black

“Impressive," Court offered, gallantly bending to retrieve the shoe. "You should join the theater."
"Fuck you."
"I owed you that."
"Revenge is a dish best served with a side of handcuffs and a hard ass-fucking. Remember that."
Really is a dirty fighter. Goddamn.”
― Finn Marlowe, Forever in One Second

“Is he following? Can you have a flaming gay moment or something and check?"
"Why do I have to be the flaming gay one?”
― Finn Marlowe, Forever in One Second