Giannis > Giannis's Quotes

“I am the Raskolnikov of jerking off – the sticky evidence is everywhere!”
― Philip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint

“Yeah. Listen, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third ...""What?""There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!”
― Anonymous

“Thou hast nor youth nor age But as it were an after dinner sleep Dreaming of both.”
― Anonymous

“Making it up?" said Marvin, swivelling his head in a parody of astonishment, "Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.”
― Anonymous

“Alright," said Ford, rounding on him, "what have you done? What are you going to do? What are your thoughts on fire development?""Well I don't know," said the hairdresser, "All they gave me was a couple of sticks ...""So what have you done with them?"Nervously, the hairdresser fished in his track suit top and handed over the fruits of his labour to Ford.Ford held them up for all to see."Curling tongs," he said.The crowd applauded."Never mind," said Ford, "Rome wasn't burnt in a day.”
― Anonymous

“I looked for her all day but didn't see her, not in the yard, not through a window, I promised myself I would stay until I found her, but as night began to come in, I knew I had to go home, I hated myself for going, why couldn't I be the kind of person who stays?”
― Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

“She wants to know if I love her, that's all anyone wants from anyone else, not love itself but the knowledge that love is there, like new batteries in the flashlight in the emergency kit in the hall closet.”
― Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

“...I remain restless and dissatisfied; what I knot with my right hand, I undo with my left, what my left hand creates, my right fist shatters”
― Günter Grass, The Tin Drum

“Κάπου ανάμεσα στο αξιοπρεπές μελό και στο φτηνό πάθος.”
― Μανόλης Αναγνωστάκης, ΥΓ.