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    Groucho Marx
    “Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor
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    Groucho Marx
    “Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)”
    ― Groucho Marx, Memoirs of a Mangy Lover
    tags: luck, women
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    Groucho Marx
    “With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.”
    ― Groucho Marx, Memoirs of a Mangy Lover
    tags: humour, women
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    Groucho Marx
    “My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: naughty
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    Groucho Marx
    “I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: groucho-marx, lolita, nabakov
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    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
    tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
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    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: books, humor, reading, television
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    Groucho Marx
    “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: books, humor, reading
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    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor, reason
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    Groucho Marx
    “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: attributed-no-source
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    Groucho Marx
    “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: classic-insult
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    Groucho Marx
    “Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor
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    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
    ― Ernest Benn
    tags: misattributed-groucho-marx, politics, problems
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    Groucho Marx
    “Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: art, humor
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    Groucho Marx
    “If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: absurd, gibe, insult
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    Groucho Marx
    “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: gibe, insult
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    Groucho Marx
    “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: funny, innuendo
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    Groucho Marx
    “Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: money
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    Groucho Marx
    “I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: leadership
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    Groucho Marx
    “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor, marriage
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    Groucho Marx
    “I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Do you mind if I don't smoke?”
    ― Groucho Marx
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