Groucho Marx Quotes

“I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.”
― Groucho Marx

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”
― Ernest Cline

“You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!”
― Groucho Marx

“Once I put it down I couldn't pick it back up.”
― Gerald Massey Egyptologist

“La realidad no me entusiasma, pero sigue siendo el único lugar donde se come decentemente.”
― Ernest Cline

“If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.”
― Groucho Marx

“Words and thoughts not shared die with the author for all eternity.”
― David Lasaine

“Having worked in vaudeville and on Broadway for a number of years, Margaret had most assuredly heard of the Marx Brothers. The brothers had heard of Margaret. “She was very popular,” Groucho
noted years later about learning Margaret would be in the play. “She was almost as big a star as we were. Everybody was crazy about Dumont.”
― Chris Enss, Straight Lady: The Life and Times of Margaret Dumont, "The Fifth Marx Brother"