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#1

“Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry.”
― Dr. Seuss

tags: dr-seuss, goodbye

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#2

“It's opener, out there, in the wide, open air.”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!

tags: dr-seuss

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#3

“If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.”
― Dr. Seuss

tags: dr-seuss

3465 likes

#4

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life

21208 likes

#5

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor

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#6

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life

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#7

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: bad-day, calvin-and-hobbes, luck

2890 likes

#8

“I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, genius, misunderstood

1061 likes

#9

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, comic, education, funny, school

1206 likes

#10

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
― Bill Watterson

784 likes

#11

“Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

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#12

“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
― Bill Watterson, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"

566 likes

#13

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, dumb, humor, information, school

529 likes

#14

“Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, guilt

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#15

“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.”
― Bill Watterson

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#16

“I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

396 likes

#17

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, insufficiency

227 likes

#18

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin, calvin-and-hobbes, comic, comic-strips, comics, hobbes, humor, kids, nature

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#19

“Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you.”
"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
“Sure, I’m hungry too”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

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#20

“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

126 likes

#21

“I wonder where we go when we die?”
“…Pittsburgh?”
“You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

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#22

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"
Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”
― Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, karl-marx, philosophy, television

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#23

“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”
― Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere

tags: avoidance, calvin, calvin-and-hobbes, procrastination

307 likes

#24

“Scientific Progress goes boink?”
― Bill Waterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

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#25

“Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes”
― Bill Watterson

tags: advice, calvin-and-hobbes, humor

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#26

“The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

68 likes

#27

“Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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#28

“I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.”
― Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

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#29

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

tags: accomplishment, attributed-no-source, be-yourself, conformity, individuality

69832 likes

#30

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

tags: aliteracy, books, classic, humor

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