Ebony Johnston > Ebony's Quotes

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”
― Tallulah Bankhead

“Codeine . . . bourbon.”
― Tallulah Bankhead

“My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.”
― Tallulah Bankhead

“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Slaughterhouse-Five

“When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“I respect everything I make fun of.”
― John Waters