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  • #1
    Tara Sivec
    “I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn’t even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get drunk and look like a stroke victim.”
    Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #2
    Tara Sivec
    “I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after potato!”
    Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #3
    Tara Sivec
    “In hind sight, telling him all strangers wanted to eat him wasn’t my finest hour. Having to explain to a bunch of crying children in line to see Santa why my kid was screaming ‘DON’T GO NEAR HIM! HE’LL EAT YOUR FINGERS!’ was no picnic.”
    Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #4
    Tara Sivec
    “Water? At a wedding? I don’t understand,” he asks in confusion. “Did you invite Jesus? That’s the only way that will be acceptable.”
    Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

  • #5
    Tara Sivec
    “Oh my God, I sent a picture of my boobs to Jim," I moaned as a fresh wave of nausea rolled through me.

    "You also threw up in the emergency room parking lot, called Drew and told him you were the Donkey Punch Dick Queen and filled out a Last Will and Testament on a Burger King napkin and then asked the drive-thru worker to notarize it.”
    Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #6
    Tara Sivec
    “Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.”
    Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #7
    Tara Sivec
    “Wow, she doesn't have any bones. Like, at all. Where the f*ck are her bones? Am I still drunk? Did I sleep with a blow-up doll? Again? I pealed my eyes open one at a time so the rays of sun shining in the room wouldn't make me go blind. Once my eyes adjusted to the light, I looked down and groaned. Nope, not drunk, just hugging a pillow.”
    Tara Sivec

  • #8
    Tara Sivec
    “I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.”
    Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

  • #9
    Tara Sivec
    “I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe stick it in a gift bag from Target and give it to him like a present with a nice card that says, "Thank you for being you! Just a little virginity to show you may gratitude!”
    Tara Sivec

  • #10
    Tara Sivec
    “No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.”
    Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #11
    Tara Sivec
    “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random objects.
    “Wow, cops have gotten pretty hardcore lately” Carter muttered.”
    Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #12
    Tara Sivec
    “If you two yentas are finished discussing Claire’s rabid who-ha, me and the boys would like to eat sometime this century."

    "You and 'the boys?' You just met them today. Does the Ya Ya Brotherhood already have a secret handshake and a password?" Liz joked.”
    T.J. Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #13
    George R.R. Martin
    “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

  • #14
    William Styron
    “A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.”
    William Styron, Conversations with William Styron

  • #15
    Voltaire
    “Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.”
    Voltaire

  • #16
    George R.R. Martin
    “... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #17
    George R.R. Martin
    “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

  • #18
    Dr. Seuss
    “The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”
    Dr. Seuss, I Can Read with My Eyes Shut!

  • #19
    Alexandre Dumas
    “Life is a storm. One minute you will bathe under the sun and the next you will be shattered upon the rocks. That's when you shout, "Do your worst, for I will do mine!" and you will be remembered forever.”
    Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

  • #20
    Alexandre Dumas
    “When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever.”
    Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

  • #21
    Tara Sivec
    “Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough”
    Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

  • #22
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #23
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #24
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #25
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #26
    Jane Austen
    “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #27
    We read to know we're not alone.
    “We read to know we're not alone.”
    William Nicholson, Shadowlands: A Play

  • #28
    Colleen Hoover
    “Don't take life too seriously. Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit. Laugh at it.”
    Colleen Hoover, Slammed

  • #29
    Colleen Hoover
    “Push your boundaries, that's what they're there for.”
    Colleen Hoover, Slammed

  • #30
    Colleen Hoover
    “Imperfections define perfection”
    Colleen Hoover, Slammed



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