A Little Bit Witchy Quotes

“But you know what cats are like. The place they are is usually the place they want to be.”
― A.A. Albright, A Little Bit Witchy

“I was no Amazonian, sure, but he couldn’t intimidate me with all of his handsome tallness. Wait – strike that from your memory. I’ll rephrase my previous utterings to something more like … he couldn’t intimidate me with his irritating everything.”
― A.A. Albright, A Little Bit Witchy

“I feel the need to swear,’ I muttered. ‘The very strong need to swear. And then to flee. To flee while swearing profusely.”
― A.A. Albright, A Little Bit Witchy

“Here’s the thing.  You might not have noticed it yet, but I really am a stubborn person.  Some say I’m stubborn to a fault, but I say I’m stubborn to a purpose.  So I did what any stubborn to a purpose woman would do.  I banged on his door and shouted through his letterbox.”
― A.A. Albright, A Little Bit Witchy

“He was at the coffee machine, pouring himself a small shot of espresso.
“Yes, please,” I said.
“I didn’t offer you one.”
“Oh, I know – but I thought I might just help your manners along.”
― A.A. Albright, A Little Bit Witchy

“Instead I was stooping behind a damp rock – not a very large one, either – and deciding whether it would be better to make a run for it, or to phone for help. Well done me. If anyone from the Secret Service is reading this, I should be back on the job market any day now, so give me a call.”
― A.A. Albright, A Little Bit Witchy