Absurd Humor Quotes

“You must have me confused with somebody who likes to eat fried clams,” said Jake. “I’m the guy who likes fried shrimps, remember?”
― Dave Feder, Tortured Shrimp

“My wisdom comes from a long, well distinguished line of academic pygmies.”
― M.D. Markham, A Garden for Ignatius: A Novel of Absurd Comedy and Redemption