Absurd Wit Quotes

“[The White Knight insists on singing Alice a song which he introduces as follows.]

'The name of the song is called "Haddocks' Eyes".'

'Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?' Alice said, trying to feel interested.

'No, you don't understand,' the Knichgt said, looking a little vexed. 'That's what the name is called. The name really is "The Aged Aged Man".”
― Lewis Carroll, alice adventures in wonderland by Lewis Carroll