Achewood Quotes

“I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea.”
― Chris Onstad

“It's kind of like... It's kind of like playin' a basketball game. I am there and the other player is there, and it's just the two of us and I put the other player's body in my van. And I am the winner.”
― Chris Onstad

“YOU GONNA STAND THERE WITH YOUR BUTT ON THE BACK OF YOUR BODY OR ARE YOU GONNA GET IN ON THIS, BEEF?”
― Chris Onstad, The Great Outdoor Fight

“Téodor, we hoped you would shine during the cooking event, but you folded with a focus and intensity normally seen only in successes.”
― Chris Onstad, The Collected Achewood Blogs