Alanea Alder Quotes

“You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled.
'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted.
'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people'
'Too late”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“He's doing a sniffing thing! I've already been through this; it's how I got stuck with Aiden!! Meryn yelled”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“They are my baby Keelans!”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“They're mine; I adopted them' Meryn declared cheerfully”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“This first time , my Sprite friend went for help, then Aiden went all shifter Hulk version and Loki'd the feral's ass. Whap, whap”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian