Alchol Quotes

“He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.”
― Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

“This dry town business, does that mean there are no bars?” Mort asked.

“Yep, that’s why they call this ‘America’s Greatest Family Resort,’” Stan declared. “Of course, if it were my family, they’d be selling martinis from Coke machines and pickled olives from gumball machines.”
― Joel Burcat, Whiz Kid