Alphabetical Quotes

“The moment you ask a person
"How are you?,
And is compelled to listen to their complaints in alphabetical order from A-Z”
― Charmaine J Forde

“The photograph of Ibrahim, Eric Mason and Eric's grandson was in a special file Ibrahim kept at home. A file filled with mementos, not too many, all reminding Ibrahim why he loved his job. The file is the only one on Ibrahim's shelves that isn't kept in strict alphabetical order. Because sometimes you had to remember that life wasn't always arranged in alphabetical order, however much you would like it to be.”
― Richard Osman, The Man Who Died Twice