And James Quotes

“Boys and Girls come hear my greeting,
I hope you don't plan on sleeping.
For tonight while you are dreaming,
evil awakes unearthed and creeping.
There's things that thump, things that bite, things that go bump in the niiight,
what are these things you sit and ponder.
Brace yourselves, we call them...
Monsters.

The first monster we'll see today
is something that likes to-
Eat hay?
First they champ, than they stamp,
then-
Uhhh :V
You all know about mermaids?
One parts sexy the other halfs lady
But do you know about this even scarier combination?
It's called...
FURRY!
FURRY!
FURRY!
FURRY!
But wait, where's its head?
I don't see it anywhere?..
AH!
It's called...
FURRY!
FURRY!
FURRY!
FURRY!
What's on it's what's on it's chest it's on it's chest?!
Is it like- some kind of-
Pokémon?”
― TheOdd1sOut