Awesomeness 101 Quotes

“Well, Happy Birthday to me!
Was it 13 January? Honestly, I had no idea. Time flies when you're sleeping under bridges and eating from dumpsters.
So I was officially sixteen. For my present, I got cornered by Uncle Freaky, who announced that I was marked for assassination.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“DID WE HIT A ROCK?" Ester demands.
From the overhead speaker, Nelinha's voice announces, "I think we hit a rock."
"Thanks, we got that," I say”
― Rick Riordan, Daughter of the Deep