Awkward Moment Quotes

“Oh, sorry. I’m not . . . uh . . . interrupting something that will make me uncomfortable, am I?”
― G.A. Aiken, Dragon Actually

“It feels good pulling on these muscles, it feels better than worrying about who is watching.”
― Alain Bremond-Torrent, "Darling, it's not only about sex"

“The girl whose table I occupied was reading a book but I couldn’t help but notice that all this time, she was secretly watching me.
“You are beautiful.”
I took my eyes off my phone and I saw the girl talking to me. I was embarrassed and didn’t know what to say or how to react.”
― Nico J. Genes, Magnetic Reverie

“No, for God's sake, I'm not bloody suicidal. And I'm not proposing, either. Forget I said anything.”
― Michael Grant, BZRK

“Certainly she could never have exchanged pleasantries with anyone. What would there be for them to say anyway? Sorry? Sorry your daughter is dead, Sorry your daughter jumped off the roof of her school when you were on your way to pick her up. Sorry you were late. Too bad you'll be reliving that failure for the rest of your miserable life.”
― Kimberly McCreight, Reconstructing Amelia

“I am just like a Fish Stock outta water”
― Kevin kolenda

“She returned her gaze to the box and frowned down at the contents. "I did not smile at you."
"Yes, you did. Almost stopped my heart it was so unexpected.”
― Shelley Rivers, Awakening His Shy Vet

“I've been waiting for you to use your gavel all evening, Your Honor."
God, please, no! Those were the last words on earth Vansh ever, ever, wanted to hear his oldest sister say to her judge husband. Ever.
Yash, who was generally not the sort of guy who snorted with laughter, snorted with laughter so violently that Nisha and Neel jumped apart like someone had fired a cannon.
Nisha's hands pressed into her face. "No. No. Nononono. What the hell are you all doing here?"
"Not waiting for Neel to use his gavel, that's for sure," Yash said, still howling like a hyena. Which, to be fair, Vansh was doing as well.
Nisha charged at Yash. Neel grabbed her around her waist. As a circuit court judge (with a gavel), Neel obviously saw enough crazy shit on a daily basis that he was entirely unfazed by any Raje family shenanigans.
He held Nisha in check while laughing into her hair, and in the end she broke down and started laughing too, embarrassed though the laughter was.
"If either one of you tells anyone, I'm going to chop you into little pieces and pass you through a mulch shredder," their sister threatened.
"Who let her watch Fargo?" Vansh asked, and Neel looked heavenward.”
― Sonali Dev, The Emma Project