Bad Cook Quotes

“A good spice often deceives us into thinking that someone is a good cook.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Come on, guys,” I said, laughing. “What? Did you think he was going to ask me to the prom?” I teased. “Or, hey, Mom’s burning macaroni and cheese for supper Sunday night; maybe he can come over and she can tell him about the time she jumped off a ninety-story balcony in Hong Kong with a parachute she made out of
pillowcases.”
― Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

“Looks delicious," he lied. "A mite crispy along the edges - but then, I like it that way."

Incredulous eyes met his own. "You like your potatoes burned?"

Ah, so he'd been right about that. If he could still recognize what it was she'd cooked, then surely he could eat it.”
― Tracy Anne Warren, The Wife Trap

“Once again, there was a terrorist attack inside my mouth.”
― Namekojirushi, I Saved Too Many Girls and Caused the Apocalypse: Volume 2