Bad Humor Quotes

“Finnick:" Good to see you, Peeta."
Peeta:" You be nice to her, Finnick. Or I might try and take her away from you." It could be a joke, if the tone wasn't so cold. Everything it conveys is wrong. The open distrust of Finnick, the implication that Peeta has his eye on Annie, that Annie could desert Finnick, that I do not even exist.
Finnick:"Oh Peeta," says Finnick lightly. "Don't make me sorry I restarted your heart.”
― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

“And for goodness' sake put some of the county back where it belongs, the soil erosion's bad enough as it is."
Dill stared at my father's retreating figure.
"He's trying tryin' to be funny," I said.”
― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

“ 'Darling, you have to come home,' she started in as soon as I answered. 'You cannot possibly want to stay in that... that tomb with bodies falling out of the wall!'

'I don't know why not,' I replied. 'It's everything a ghoul could ask for.' ”
― Josh Lanyon, The Dark Tide