Badass Boast Quotes

“I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar the Elfstone, Dunadan. The heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me, or thwart me? Choose swiftly!”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

“How did you get in here?' (...) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.”
― Rachel Aaron, The Spirit Thief

“I'll fight them for you. I always carry a book with me, and they fucking hurt when you get smashed in the face with one." He shuts the car off and we both get out.
"You know this from experience?"
"No, just by the sound my victims make.”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas

“I don't get off on flaunting my badassery; I'm a humble woman.”
― Erika M. Weinert, Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives