Baffled Quotes

“The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.”
― Anne Bishop, Marked in Flesh

“Mormons invented themselves just as other religious and ethnic groups invented themselves. But Mormons did so in such a singularly impressive way that we will probably always remain baffled as to how exactly it happened.”
― Laurence Moore

“The only side God chooses is one of commonsense. If it doesn’t make sense; it is not God.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“[...] She made me this way. She made me special. She made me beautiful.'
'Why?'
That seemed to baffle her, as if I had to be teasing. She was special. She was beautiful. No further explanation was required.”
― Greg Egan, Axiomatic

“You don't watch anime?!

Such a statement would be unbelievable, were it not the 21st century. Common sense in this era must have been completely different.”
― Takashi Kajii, My Little Sister Can Read Kanji: Volume 1

“The more I sought to understand things, the more they baffled me.”
― Michael J Heil, Pursued: God’s relentless pursuit and a drug addict’s journey to finding purpose